Subject: Sports » Hockey (Page 2)

People didn't know the difference between a blue line and a clothes line.

sports announcer
Hockey Sports

The playoffs separate the men from the boys, and we found out we have a lot of boys in our dressing room.

Canadian hockey general manager
Hockey Sports

Hockey is a mans game children can play, the other sports are children’s games that men play.

Hockey Sports

Why is a puck called a puck? Because ‘dirty little bastard’ was taken.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Sports

If everything were going good for him, he'd be having success.

American hockey coach
Hockey Misspokements Sports

Or the day I can legally start telling everyone I am sleeping with Anna Kournikova.

Russian hockey player
Hockey Sports

If you’re not going to score goals, at least make people hate you.

professional hockey player
Hockey Sports

When you have bacon and eggs for breakfast, the chicken makes a contribution, the pig makes a commitment.

(1925 – 1990) Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager
Hockey Sports

When he put out his arms to celebrate, [after scoring his second goal] the rest of us skated immediately to the bench and left him there all alone.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Sports

As a coach, you must remember that when you're on your way in, you're on your way out.

Canadian hockey coach & general manager
Hockey Sports

Street hockey is great for kids. It’s energetic, competitive, and skillful… and best of all it keeps them off the street.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Misspokements Sports

I usually call the new guy and let him know where I like to sit on the bus, tell him ways he can stay out of my way, make sure he knows not to touch any of my stuff.

(1969 – ) Canadian ice hockey player & executive
Hockey Situations Sports

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone

Hockey Sports

I will personally challenge anyone who wants to get rid of fighting to a fight.

American-Canadian hockey executive
Fights Hockey Sports

All the records were gone. So I figured here's one record I can get.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Sports

I had all my own teeth and I wanted to keep it that way.

American baseball player
Hockey Sports

There are rough players and there are dirty players. I'm rough and dirty.

Slovak-born Canadian hockey player
Hockey Sports

Half the game is mental; the other half is being mental. 

Canadian hockey player & sports reporter
Hockey Sports

Yes, and I also like jumping out of tall buildings.

American hockey goaltender
Hockey Sports

I didn't hear him because my two Stanley Cup rings were plugging my ears.

professional hockey player
Hockey Sports

They say something to me sometimes. But I don't understand all the words yet. So I smile at them and then I go score goal.

Russian hockey player
Hockey Sports