Subject: Success (Page 10)

The final test of fame is to have a crazy person imagine he is you.

(1926 – ) film director, screenwriter, composer, comedian, actor & producer

All my life affection has been showered on me, and every forward step I have made has been taken in spite of it.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

Success can be insured only by devising a defense against failure of the contingency plan.

At all those banquets, stars get up and give credit to their coaches and parents; I give credit to no one; I made myself what I am today.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

Never fret for an only son, the idea of failure will never occur to him.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

I am a success today because I had a friend who believed in me and I didn’t have the heart to let him down.

(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that is the way to bet.

(1990 – 1946) newspaperman & writer

About the only problem with success is that it does not teach you how to deal with failure.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

The penalty of success is to be bored by the attentions of people who formerly snubbed you.

(1880 – ?) American author

Successful people are the ones who think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

If at first you don’t succeed, blame your parents.

writer

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now.

(1929 – ) American comedian & comic actor

The Hollywood tradition I like best is called "sucking up to the stars."

(1925 – 2005) television host

There are five stages in the life of an actor: Who’s Mary Astor? … Get me Mary Astor… Get me a Mary Astor type… Get me a young Mary Astor… Who’s Mary Astor?

(1906 – 1987) American actress

Give me two years, and I'll make her an overnight star.

(1891 – 1958) American president of Columbia Pictures & producer

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence; this explains why we have so many stupid leaders.

(1920 – 2003) American writer

I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

Success is like toilet paper; it only seems important when you don’t have it.

(1957 – 2007) American stand-up comedian & actor