Subject: Success (Page 9)

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence; this explains why we have so many stupid leaders.

(1920 – 2003) American writer

Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist

Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

The usual drawback to success is that it annoys one’s friends so.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

About the only problem with success is that it does not teach you how to deal with failure.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

I have enemies I’ve never met – that’s fame.

(1903 – 1968) movie actress

Success is like toilet paper; it only seems important when you don’t have it.

(1957 – 2007) American stand-up comedian & actor

In America any boy may become President and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes.

(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible… and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.

(1909 – 2000) Danish-born comedian & pianist

I've searched all the parks in all the cities and found no statues of committees.

(1874 – 1936) English author & mystery novelist

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

(1769 – 1821) French general & politician

Getting worried there might not be enough talent in America to accommodate all these singing shows.

(1974 – ) American comedian

Give me a couple of years, and I’ll make that actress an overnight success.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Elvis transcends his talent to the point of dispensing with it altogether.

(1945 – ) author, music journalist & cultural critic

Authorization for a project will be granted only when none of the authorizers can be blamed if the project fails but when all of the authorizers can claim credit if it succeeds.

Everyone wants to ride with you in the limo, but what you need is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

(1954 – ) American television host, actress, producer & philanthropist

Today’s public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can’t read them either.

(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter

Even the smallest dog can lift its leg on the tallest building.

(1943 – ) U.S. agriculture commissioner, columnist, activist & author

She said I was afraid of success, which may in fact be true, because I have a feeling that fufilling my potential would really cut into my sittin' around time.

(1970 – ) American stand-up comedian & voice actor

The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

If at first you don't succeed, try try again… then quit; there's no use being a damn fool about it.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer