Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 17)

Whaddya say, Norm?

Well, I never met a beer I didn’t drink.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

I’ve finally found someone I can love – a good, clean love… without utensils.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Whenever Mrs Kissel breaks wind, we beat the dog.

(1917 – 2000) American actor, composer, pianist & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

Marge, I’m going to miss you so much; and it’s not just the sex; it’s also the food preparation.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

Remember, attraction is a three-way street. Or is it a one-way tunnel?

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Ignatowski’s got a father? There goes my spore theory!

(1944 – ) American actor, director & producer
Reviews/Criticism TV/Movie Quotes

This is a woman who thinks the Spanish Inquisition was just tough love for heretics.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer
Reviews/Criticism TV/Movie Quotes

Lobster Greenberg

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

[to Sam] … You’re almost as good looking as Diane says you think you are.

(1923 – ) British actress, dancer, pianist & singer
Appearance TV/Movie Quotes

You can’t fool me! There ain’t no Sanity Clause!

(1887 – 1961) comedian, actor & member of the Marx Brothers
TV/Movie Quotes

I have low self-esteem, but I express it the healthy way… by eating a box of Double-Stuf Oreos.

(1966) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Al, you're meddling with powers which, like a woman's body, you know nothing about.

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter
TV/Movie Quotes Women

What in the Wide, Wide World of Sports’s is a-goin’ on here?! I hired you boys to lay a little track… not to dance around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!

(1919 – 1983) American rodeo performer & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Gal reminds me of the highway between Forth Worth and Dallas – no curves.

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)
Appearance TV/Movie Quotes

Honey, I’d suck the alcohol out of a deodorant stick.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Alcohol TV/Movie Quotes

Marge, you know it's rude to talk when my mouth is full.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

Woman: The house… looks like it’s haunted.

Morticia: Thank you.

(1930 – 1983) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Last week, Hurricane Wilma grew into the strongest storm ever recorded in the Atlantic, with sustained winds at 175 miles per hour… or, as it’s called around FEMA, ‘Casual Friday’.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Lou: Put it on an idiot card for Ted.

Ted: Cue cards, Lou. I don’t know why everyone insists on calling cue cards idiot cards.

Murray: We just have trouble thinking of you as a cue.

(1931 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Maude: That man had charisma!

Archie: I don't care if he was sick!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Rachel: Ok, Joey, we’ll do it one more time. Don’t forget the rules – heads I win, tails you lose.

Joey: Just flip the coin!

(1967 – ) American actor & producer
TV/Movie Quotes