Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 22)

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian – or Christ, for short.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Beliefs Religion TV/Movie Quotes

Lester: I told you I’m putty in your hands.
Halley: What am I gonna do with a handful of putty?

(1945 – ) American model, activist & actress
Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
TV/Movie Quotes

I’m sympathizing my watch with yours.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Marge, your cooking only has two moves: Shake and Bake.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Cooking TV/Movie Quotes

Jack Frost nipping at your toes, Mr. Peterson?

Norm: Yeah, now let’s get Joe Beer nipping at my liver.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

I could get out of prison after twelve years, serve on an all male ship for another four and be dropped on a desert island for another three eating nothing but raw oysters day after day and if one day Diane walked out of the surf naked, all I’d want from her is the hockey scores.

(1947) is an American actor, author & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

A friend in need is a pest.

(1925 – ) English actor
Friends People TV/Movie Quotes

If we bury you ass up, I’ve got a place to park my bike.

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

[to Sam] … You’re almost as good looking as Diane says you think you are.

(1923 – ) British actress, dancer, pianist & singer
Appearance TV/Movie Quotes

The whole conjugation was asleep.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Spanish PR’s from the Caraboon.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

A 13 year old girl in Brooklyn on Tuesday won 50 thousand dollars at the National Texting Championship by typing out a verse from “Old McDonald” in 60 seconds… not only that, but she only went off the road twice.

(1971 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

I finally had an orgasm and my doctor told me it was the wrong kind.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

That’s it! I can't take this anymore! … This is worse than Chinese Waiter Torture.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Joey: Pheebs, you wanna help?

Phoebe: Oh, I wish I could, but I really don’t want to.

(1963 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Who do you think I bunk into?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Do you think that suppository is gonna be safe from me there, Edith?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Health Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

My deepest apology goes to the Trochman family in Detroit. I… I never delivered a baby before in my life, and I… I just thought that ice tongs was the way to do it.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

He's trying to hypnotize me, and it's not in that good Las Vegas kind of way.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

Phoebe : Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?

Joey : I’d probably kill myself… hey, if little Joey’s dead, big Joey ain’t got not reason to live.

(1967 – ) American actor & producer
TV/Movie Quotes