Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 36)

Patsy: What will you drink if you stop drinking?
Edina: I shall drink water.
Patsy: [Blank look]
Edina: It’s a mixer, Patsy, we have it with whisky.

(1958 – ) English comedian, screenwriter & actress
Alcohol TV/Movie Quotes

You're trying to make me mad. Well, it didn't work on our wedding night and it won't work now.

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter
TV/Movie Quotes

Oh, I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

It’s not easy being green.

(1936 – 1990) cartoonist, screenwriter, director & creator of the Muppets
TV/Movie Quotes

Coach: What’s going on, Norm?

Norm: Science is seeking a cure for thirst and I happen to be the guinea pig.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Bonnie: That’s really wonderful. You got him [a calf] to drink from the bottle.

Mitch: Yeah, thank God, ‘cause my nipples were killing me.

(1948 – ) comedian, actor, writer, producer & film director
TV/Movie Quotes

I say that dog is lower than a snake full of buckshot.

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

I’m going to the Colonel next. I’m gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Where did we go right?

(1915 – 1977) American actor of stage and screen
TV/Movie Quotes

Eyes, fingers, toes: two, ten, eleven.

(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Andy: How’s the turnout?

MacElroy: About fifty-fifty. Half are dumb and the other half are dumber.

(1900 – 1974) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Kenneth: Your landlord called and he says it's not the toilet, it's you.

Liz: That's his opinion.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

“Let ’em eat cake,” to quote the late Mark Antonette.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Ordinary tradegies of war.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

President Bush and the Indian prime minister agreed Thursday on a landmark nuclear energy agreement in which the U.S. would share its nuclear know-how and fuel with India. And, in exchange, India would take all our jobs.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
Places TV/Movie Quotes

I have a great new motivation technique, it is donuts, and the possibility of more donuts.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

Why go out for milk when you've got a cow at home.

(1946 – ) American actor
Marriage Sex TV/Movie Quotes

There isn't enough wall space in New York City to hang all of my exes. Let me tell you, a lot of them were hung.

(1956 – ) English-Canadian actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Look. Last night you felt like a woman and I felt like a man… and that's the kind of thing those people do.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Sonja: What are you suggesting, passive resistance?

Boris: No, I'm suggesting active fleeing.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

A chrysanthemum by any other name… would be easier to pronounce.

(1945 – ) American actress, film director & producer
Communication TV/Movie Quotes Wordplay