Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 42)

Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here… this is the War Room!

(1925 – 1980) British comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I am blind like the mighty oak.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Sex again Peg? … we’ve been married seventeen years now; can’t we just be friends?

(1946 – ) American actor
Marriage Sex TV/Movie Quotes

I'm an experienced woman. I've been around… Well, all right, I might not've been around, but I've been… nearby.

(1936 – 2017) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

One thing about being a cabbie is that you don’t have to worry about being fired from a good job.

(1935 – ) American actor
Occupations TV/Movie Quotes Work

I less is more, then think how much more more is.

TV/Movie Quotes

Jim: Yeah, I did some drugs, though probably not as many as you think. How many drugs do you think I did?

Elaine Nardo: A lot.

Jim: Wow! Right on the nose!

(1938 – ) American actor
Activities Drugs TV/Movie Quotes

You can leave in a taxi… If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff… if that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

Woman: I need shoes.

Al: Blacksmith's right around the corner.

(1946 – ) American actor
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

Louie: Do you know what the difference is between people like you and people like me, Nardo?

Alex: Yeah, two million years of evolution.

(1935 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Kyle, [his daughter’s boyfriend] just so you know, if you ever pull into my driveway and honk, you better be delivering a package because you’re sure as hell not picking anything up.

(1948 – 2003) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

The only things we Crane boys are skilled at catching are sarcastic nuances and the occasional virus.

(1959 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

If I wanted you to know what I’m thinking, I’d be talking.

(1946 – ) American actor
Communication Speech TV/Movie Quotes

If Bush’s [overall approval ratings] don’t improve, he could become the first president held back and forced to repeat his presidency.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

I really miss Phyllis. Of course, I never knew her very well. Maybe that helps.

(1948 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Howard: Penny, let me take this opportunity to point out that you are looking particularly ravishing today.
Penny: Not with a thousand condoms, Howard.
Howard: So there is a number.

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician
TV/Movie Quotes

That top has paid off in free drinks 10 times what I originally paid for it.

(1985 – ) American actress
Clothing TV/Movie Quotes

Never eat more than you can lift.

Muppet character (Frank Oz)
Eating Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

It ain’t German to the conversation. It ain’t supposed to make sense; it’s faith. Faith is something that you believe that nobody in his right mind would believe.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Beliefs Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I've been things and seen places.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
TV/Movie Quotes

That is the squaw that stroke the camel’s sack.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes