Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 49)

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television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I'm going to hold my breast until I turn blue.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Oh, I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

That guy is a blackbuster.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

[Head spins wildly and begins shrieking] Don’t you hate it when that happens?

(1951 – ) American actor, comedian, producer & director
TV/Movie Quotes

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Nancy Cartwright)
TV/Movie Quotes

He who laughs last, laughs west.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I don’ t know if you’ ve read my book, “Advanced Sexual Positions: How to Achieve Them Without Laughing.”

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Chandler: You guys all have goals, you all have dreams. I don’t have a dream.

Ross: Ah, the lesser known ‘I don’t have a dream’ speech. 


(1966 – ) American actor, director, producer & musician
TV/Movie Quotes

You will be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost-certain Academy Award nomination for the best Supporting Actor.

(1927 – 2008) American comedic actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Whoa. Where you going in those pants? 1982?

(1964 – ) American actress, producer & director
Appearance Clothing TV/Movie Quotes

Time’s fun when you're having flies.

(1936 – 1990) cartoonist, screenwriter, director & creator of the Muppets
Time TV/Movie Quotes

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, you figure it out.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Beer Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

Hey, for your information, people of our generation think sex is a private thing. And I still think that’s a pretty healthy way of looking at it. Sex is something between you and the person you’re doing it to!

(1940 – 2018) English-American actor & comedian
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Lacey Underall: You’re crazy!

Ty Webb: That’s what they said about Son of Sam.

(1943 – ) American comedian, writer & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Comedy is tragedy plus time!

(1936 – ) American actor, director & screenwriter
Entertainment TV/Movie Quotes

Monica: Joey, stop hitting on her. It’s her wedding day.

Joey: What? Like there’s some rule or something?

(1967 – ) American actor & producer
Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

Anything happens to my daughter, I got a. 45 and a shovel; I doubt anybody would miss you.

(1940 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Ever hear of the old saying, “grass don’t grow on a busy street?”

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Coach: Whatcha up to Norm?

Norm: My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Your words roll off me like water off a duck's quack.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes