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It ain’t German to the conversation. It ain’t supposed to make sense; it’s faith. Faith is something that you believe that nobody in his right mind would believe.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Diane: And everyone knows that hate is not the opposite of love. Indifference is.
Sam: Well, whatever you say. I really don’t care.

Ted Danson

(1947) is an American actor, author & producer

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I go for two kinds of men… the kind with muscles, and the kind without.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

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The name’s Francis Soyer, but everybody calls me ‘Psycho.’ Any of you guys call me Francis, and I’ll kill you … And I don’t like nobody touching my stuff … If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I’ll kill you. Also, I don’t like nobody touching me. Now, any of you homos touch me, and I’ll kill you.

Conrad Dunn

American actor

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George: Why do they make the condom packets so hard to open?
Jerry: Probably to give the woman a chance to change her mind.

Jerry Seinfeld

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor

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Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly.

Dolly Parton

(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & actress

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Baldrick, you wouldn’t see a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord, singing “Subtle Plans are Here Again!”

Rowan Atkinson

(1955 – ) English actor

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Like in that picture, “The Prince & The Porpoise.”

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

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I appreciate this whole seduction thing you’ve got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I’m a sure thing.

Julia Roberts

(1967 – ) American actress & producer

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Why don't you trade in your head for a bowling ball?

Groucho Marx

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Insults TV/Movie Quotes As J. Cheever Loophole in “At the Circus”

Mr. Buckman: Our Amanda’s already skipped two grades. How about your boy?
Gomez: Probation!

Raul Julia

(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor

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It’s not the men in your life that matters, it’s the life in your men.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Men TV/Movie Quotes As Tira in “I’m No Angel”

I'd like to see Paris before I die… Philadelphia will do.

W.C. Fields

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Places TV/Movie Quotes As Egbert Sousè in “The Bank Dick” Philadelphia With a noose around his neck he makes his last request to the lynching party

The last mosquito that bit me had to book in to the Betty Ford clinic.

Joanna Lumley

(1946 – ) English actress, model & author

Alcohol Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes As Patsy in “Absolutely Fabulous”

Fred Sanford: I still want to sow some wild oats.
Lamont: At your age, you don’t have no wild oats, you got shredded wheat.

Demond Wilson

(1946 – ) American actor

Sex TV/Movie Quotes As Lamont Sanford in “Sanford and Son”

I don’t know whether to eat from the coat or the plate!

W.C. Fields

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

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I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

TV/Movie Quotes As Flower Belle Lee in “My Little Chickadee” Temptation

Scream if you need anything.

Angelica Huston

(1951 – ) American actress & director

TV/Movie Quotes As Morticia Addams in “Addams Family Values”

Mary Jo: We think that your friend, Monette might be practicing the oldest profession.
Charlene: You think that Monette is a carpenter?

Jean Smart

(1951 – ) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Charlene in “Designing Women” Prostitution

Huntington Beach, California this past weekend was the site of the second annual Surf City Surf Dog competition… or as the sharks call it…‘Thanksgiving’.

Seth Meyers

(1973 – ) American comedian, actor & television host

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Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 71)

It ain’t German to the conversation. It ain’t supposed to make sense; it’s faith. Faith is something that you believe that nobody in his right mind would believe.

Diane: And everyone knows that hate is not the opposite of love. Indifference is.
Sam: Well, whatever you say. I really don’t care.

I go for two kinds of men… the kind with muscles, and the kind without.

George: Why do they make the condom packets so hard to open?
Jerry: Probably to give the woman a chance to change her mind.

Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly.

Baldrick, you wouldn’t see a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord, singing “Subtle Plans are Here Again!”

Like in that picture, “The Prince & The Porpoise.”

I appreciate this whole seduction thing you’ve got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I’m a sure thing.

Why don't you trade in your head for a bowling ball?

Mr. Buckman: Our Amanda’s already skipped two grades. How about your boy?
Gomez: Probation!

It’s not the men in your life that matters, it’s the life in your men.

I'd like to see Paris before I die… Philadelphia will do.

The last mosquito that bit me had to book in to the Betty Ford clinic.

Fred Sanford: I still want to sow some wild oats.
Lamont: At your age, you don’t have no wild oats, you got shredded wheat.

I don’t know whether to eat from the coat or the plate!

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Scream if you need anything.

Mary Jo: We think that your friend, Monette might be practicing the oldest profession.
Charlene: You think that Monette is a carpenter?

Huntington Beach, California this past weekend was the site of the second annual Surf City Surf Dog competition… or as the sharks call it…‘Thanksgiving’.

Women Liberteens