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Frasier: I’ve been taking stock of myself.
Carla: Not exactly AT&T, is it?

Rhea Perlman

(1948 – ) American actress

They say a man who represents himself has a fool for a client. Well, with God as my witness, I am that fool!

John Astin

(1930 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Gomez Addams in TV’s “The Addams Family”

V-D Day

Jean Stapleton

(1923 – 2013) American actress

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes As Edith Bunker in “All In the Family” V-E Day

Diane: Over my dead body.
Sam: Hey, don’t bring last night into this.

Ted Danson

(1947) is an American actor, author & producer

TV/Movie Quotes As Sam Malone in “Cheers”

Wouldn’t have to live in miscomfort.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

The ancient Egyptian kings, the fairy-ohs.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes Pharohs

The soup sounds good.

W.C. Fields

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

TV/Movie Quotes As the boarding house guests are eating from “The Old Fashioned Way”

A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

George Peppard

(1928 – 1994) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Thomas Banacek in “Banacek”

Uhh. It smells like a skunk that came out of the ass of another skunk.

Ray Romano

(1957 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor & screenwriter

TV/Movie Quotes As Ray Barone in “Everybody Loves Raymond” Smell

Science is an intellectual dead end, you know? It’s a lot of little guys in tweed suits cutting up frogs on foundation grants.

Woody Allen

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Science/Weather TV/Movie Quotes As Miles Monroe in “Sleeper”

Frasier: I asked Dad to get me a bran muffin. You know what he said to me? “What’s the magic word?”
Niles: You’re kidding.
Frasier: He didn’t think it was very amusing when I said, “Rest home!”

Kelsey Grammer

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

TV/Movie Quotes As Frasier Crane in “Frasier”

Harry Payne Bosterly: You’re drunk!
Harold: And you’re crazy. But I’ll be sober tomorrow and you’ll be crazy for the rest of your life.

W.C. Fields

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Alcohol TV/Movie Quotes As Harold Bissonette in “It’s a Gift” Drunk

I'd sooner share my toothbrush with a Democrat.

David Ogden Stiers

(1942 – ) American actor, director, & musician

TV/Movie Quotes As Charles Emerson Winchester III in TV’s “M*A*S*H” Democrats

Cliff: I have impossibly high standards for a woman.
Norm: Yeah, she has to like you.

Norm

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

Uggh, the devil farts in my face once again…

Rowan Atkinson

(1955 – ) English actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Blackadder in “Blackadder”

How do I know what you said? Damn you and your noise-cancelling breasts.

Simon Helberg

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician

Appearance TV/Movie Quotes As Howard in “the Big Bang Theory” Breasts

The only things we Crane boys are skilled at catching are sarcastic nuances and the occasional virus.

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Niles Crane in “Frasier”

I’m going to take the high road, and just because I’m high.

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

Alcohol TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

… the high school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity, he threw the teacher out the window!

Rodney Dangerfield

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Thornton Melon in “Back to School”

Morticia: Think of Romeo and Juliet.
Gomez: They died!
Morticia: Oh, but what fun they had those last three days.

Carolyn Jones

(1930 – 1983) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Morticia Addams in TV’s “The Addams Family” Romeo and Juliet

Well, well, well. Look what the cat cleaned up, showered, exfoliated, powdered, lipsticked, Gucci’d and dragged in.