Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 67)

Joey: Pheebs, you wanna help?

Phoebe: Oh, I wish I could, but I really don’t want to.

(1963 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

How do I know what you said? Damn you and your noise-cancelling breasts.

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician
Appearance TV/Movie Quotes

Just do it Baldrick, or I shall further enoble you by knighting you very clumsily with this meat cleaver.

(1955 – ) English actor
TV/Movie Quotes

[a man rushes in to meet Karen] Miss Walker, I came as soon as you called.

Karen: Well that’s really none of my business, but thanks for sharing.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I’ve known sheep that could outwit you. I’ve worn dresses with higher IQs!


Stupidity TV/Movie Quotes

A wise man never tries to warm himself in front of a painting of a fire.

(1928 – 1994) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

That’s it! I can't take this anymore! … This is worse than Chinese Waiter Torture.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Vivian: Can I call you Eddie?

Edward: Not if you expect me to answer.

(1949 – ) American actor & activist
TV/Movie Quotes

(Paul is licking wedding invitation envelopes) Jamie Buchman: How are you holding up?
Paul Buchman: Well, if I had two more tongues, I’d be the happiest person on Earth.
Jamie Buchman: (lights a cigarette) Second happiest.

(1963 – ) American actress, film director & screenwriter
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

I wish God were alive to see this.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
God TV/Movie Quotes

Condoleezza Rice made a surprise trip to Iraq on Sunday; also surprised to be in Iraq on Sunday: thousands of U.S. troops who were supposed to be home by Christmas.

(1971 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

Heeeere’s Johnny!

(1937 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Elly has more curves than a goat-path.

(1908 – 2003) American actor & dancer
Appearance Body TV/Movie Quotes

If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Communication Language Situations TV/Movie Quotes

If God didn't want us to eat animals, then why'd he make them so tasty?

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Animals TV/Movie Quotes

Well shit in one hand and wish in the other. See which one fills up first.


TV/Movie Quotes

I’m going to the Colonel next. I’m gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

You can’t create fate ‘cause then its not fate, its voodoo.

(1957 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor & screenwriter
TV/Movie Quotes

Carla: I have a way with inanimate objects.

Cliff: Maybe you’d like to take a crack at Norm here.

(1947 – ) American actor & entrepreneur
Things TV/Movie Quotes

I pay very heavy semi-annual premiums 4 times a year.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Well, look who penetrated the inner-circle. And then he stuck around and married her.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes