Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 68)

America: The only country that matters. If you want to experience other ‘cultures,’ use an atlas or a ham radio.

(1970 – ) American actor, writer & carpenter
America Places TV/Movie Quotes

Dick Cheney presented Donald Rumsfeld with a Defender of the Constitution Award… and, yes, the irony was lost on both of them.

(1973 – ) American comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

Dig a hole in the ground and throw away the key.

(1971 – ) American actress
Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

These people know a lot about that voodoody-ohh-doo-doo.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Morticia: Wednesday’s at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind.

Ellen: Boys?

Wednesday: Homicide.

(1980 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

The mind wobbles.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

The trees are so fer apart the woodpeckers got to tote their lunch.

(1902 – 1973) American actress
Places TV/Movie Quotes

There’s nothing wrong with revenge – it’s the best way to get even.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Don't point that beard at me, it might go off.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

Well, well, well. Look what the cat cleaned up, showered, exfoliated, powdered, lipsticked, Gucci’d and dragged in.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Appearance TV/Movie Quotes

You can’t fool me! There ain’t no Sanity Clause!

(1887 – 1961) comedian, actor & member of the Marx Brothers
TV/Movie Quotes

Laundryette

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Men love to be thought of as funny… except when they’re in bed.

(1968 – ) American actress & singer
Men Sex TV/Movie Quotes

I don’t know whether to eat from the coat or the plate!

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

Ted Baxter: What if he doesn’t like me?

Murray Slaughter: Why shouldn’t he like you? He doesn’t know you.

(1931 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

The problem in the world today is communication… too much communication.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Communication TV/Movie Quotes

Gloria Munson: What do you think I should do for my first exercise?

Sue Ann: What about a headstand.

Gloria Munson: You mean, you just want me to stand on my head.

Sue Ann: No, I want to stand on your head.

1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
TV/Movie Quotes

Marge, you can't keep blaming yourself; just blame yourself once, then move on.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

Quoth the raven, Demi Moore.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.

(1962 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes