Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 66)

Well, I think we should get some bricks and some baseball bats and go over there and teach them the true meaning of Christmas.

(1924 – 2007) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

I’m not confident on which end that came out of.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Oh, I know it's a penny here and a penny there, but look at me. I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

The prostitution rests.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

So what’s this Vivian got that you don’t have? Three tits?

(1961 – ) American actress & comedian
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I appreciate this whole seduction thing you’ve got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I’m a sure thing.

(1967 – ) American actress & producer
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Eddie: In this body there is a thin person dying to get out.

Gran: Just the one dear?

(1925 – ) English actress
Appearance Body Fat TV/Movie Quotes

A chrysanthemum by any other name… would be easier to pronounce.

(1945 – ) American actress, film director & producer
Communication TV/Movie Quotes Wordplay

Thing [a disembodied hand], you’re a handful.

(1951 – ) American actress & director
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I like my sex the way I play basketball, one-on-one with as little dribbling as possible.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Volcanoes erupting hot guava.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

What’s the point of having children if you can’t buy their love?

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Children Emotions Family Love TV/Movie Quotes

Linda: Would you like us to call a doctor?

Allan: No, no, I could use a three foot band-aid.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

Louie: Mr. Rieger isn’t here right now. Would you like to wait in my office?

Charlotte Reiger: I’d rather be the only woman on a Greek freighter!

(1934 – 1983) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

I don’t have to take this abuse from you, I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

(1950 – ) American actor & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

Truvy: You are playin’hard to get!
Clairee: At her age, she should be playin’beat the clock.

(1931 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

The way a doctor writes out a subscription.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Nancy: My lawyer will call your lawyer.

Allan: I don’t have a lawyer. Have him call my doctor.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

You know what, I’m tired! Could you just call yourself an idiot?

(1958 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Just do it Baldrick, or I shall further enoble you by knighting you very clumsily with this meat cleaver.

(1955 – ) English actor
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Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Nancy Cartwright)
TV/Movie Quotes