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Stick it all right into that bank suppository.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Patsy: Well, what am I supposed to do if you die?
Edina: Get cabs!

Jennifer Saunders

(1958 – ) English comedian, screenwriter & actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Edina (Eddie) in “Absolutely Fabulous”

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes Exorcise

What’s the point of having children if you can’t buy their love?

Homer Simpson

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

Children Emotions Family Love TV/Movie Quotes

I feel like a million tonight… but one at a time.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Sex TV/Movie Quotes As Leticia Van Allen in “Myra Breckinridge”

Louie: Mr. Rieger isn’t here right now. Would you like to wait in my office?
Charlotte Reiger: I’d rather be the only woman on a Greek freighter!

Joan Hackett

(1934 – 1983) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Charlotte Reiger in “Taxi”

Do you think that suppository is gonna be safe from me there, Edith?

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Health Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes Suppositories

Monica Banta: You must be Louie.
Louie De Palma: How did you know my name?
Monica: I only had three people described to me. One was smart, one was good-looking, and one was you.

Julie Kavner

(1950 – ) American actress & comedian

TV/Movie Quotes As Monica Banta in “Taxi”

There must be a mistake: you’ve accidentally given me the food my food eats.

Nick Offerman

(1970 – ) American actor, writer & carpenter

Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes As Ron Swanson in “Parks and Recreation” When served a plate of vegetables

Captain Oveur: What is it, Doctor? What’s going on?
Rumack: I’m not sure. I haven’t seen anything like this since the Anita Bryant concert.

Leslie Nielsen

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Dr. Rumack in “Airplane!” On an epidemic of food poisoning

Secretary: Someday you’ll drown in a vat of whiskey.
Field’s reply as an aside: Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting?

W.C. Fields

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Alcohol TV/Movie Quotes From “Never Give a Sucker an Even Break” Whiskey

Science is seeking a cure for thirst and I happen to be the guinea pig.

Norm

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Beer TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers” Thirst

Cross my heart and hope to eat my weight in goslings.

W.C. Fields

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

TV/Movie Quotes As The Great Man in “Never Give a Sucker an Even Break”

Well, my name is Jim… but people call me… Jim.

Gene Wilder

(1933 – ) American comic actor, director, screenwriter & author

TV/Movie Quotes As Jim in “Blazing Saddles” Name

Alex Rieger: It’s so quiet up here you can hear yourself think.

Christopher Lloyd

(1938 – ) American actor

Intelligence Thinking TV/Movie Quotes As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi”

Like trying to poke a cat out from under a porch with a wet rope.

Buddy Ebsen

(1908 – 2003) American actor & dancer

Problems TV/Movie Quotes As Jed Clampett in “The Beverly Hillbillies”

I don’t know why I should even bother to eat this. I should just apply it directly to my hips.

Valerie Harper

(1939 – ) American actress

Appearance Fat TV/Movie Quotes As Rhoda Morgenstern in “The Mary Tyer Moore Show”

Sounds to me like you’ve hit the crackpot!

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Niles Crane in “Frasier”

We took some pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed, but we're going back again in a couple of weeks.

Groucho Marx

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

TV/Movie Quotes As Captain Spaulding in “Animal Crackers” Pictures

Maybe I’d like to run around the house my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes Inhibited

[explaining why she broke up with her ex] We had different needs. I needed him to treat me decently and get a job, and he needed to empty my bank account and leave.

Helen Slater

(1963 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter

Relationships TV/Movie Quotes As Bonnie Rayburn in “City Slickers”

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Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 71)

Stick it all right into that bank suppository.

Patsy: Well, what am I supposed to do if you die?
Edina: Get cabs!

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her.

What’s the point of having children if you can’t buy their love?

I feel like a million tonight… but one at a time.

Louie: Mr. Rieger isn’t here right now. Would you like to wait in my office?
Charlotte Reiger: I’d rather be the only woman on a Greek freighter!

Do you think that suppository is gonna be safe from me there, Edith?

Monica Banta: You must be Louie.
Louie De Palma: How did you know my name?
Monica: I only had three people described to me. One was smart, one was good-looking, and one was you.

There must be a mistake: you’ve accidentally given me the food my food eats.

Captain Oveur: What is it, Doctor? What’s going on?
Rumack: I’m not sure. I haven’t seen anything like this since the Anita Bryant concert.

Secretary: Someday you’ll drown in a vat of whiskey.
Field’s reply as an aside: Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting?

Science is seeking a cure for thirst and I happen to be the guinea pig.

Cross my heart and hope to eat my weight in goslings.

Well, my name is Jim… but people call me… Jim.

Alex Rieger: It’s so quiet up here you can hear yourself think.

Like trying to poke a cat out from under a porch with a wet rope.

I don’t know why I should even bother to eat this. I should just apply it directly to my hips.

Sounds to me like you’ve hit the crackpot!

We took some pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed, but we're going back again in a couple of weeks.

Maybe I’d like to run around the house my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited.

[explaining why she broke up with her ex] We had different needs. I needed him to treat me decently and get a job, and he needed to empty my bank account and leave.