Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 76)

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

They didn't have any aspirin, so I got you some cigarettes.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
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Blackadder: You’re fired.
Baldrick: But I’ve been in your family since 1532!
Blackadder: So has syphilis, now get out.

(1955 – ) English actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Mother Superiority

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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Ellen Griswold: Gee Cath, looks like you really got your hands full.

Catherine: Oh, it’s not so bad. Eddie says after the baby comes, I can quit one of my night jobs.

(1951 – ) American actress
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Coach: What’s going on, Norm?

Norm: Science is seeking a cure for thirst and I happen to be the guinea pig.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
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You could have knocked me down with the weather!

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Do you travel as one person or do you get a party rate of ten?

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Appearance Fat TV/Movie Quotes

Al, you're meddling with powers which, like a woman's body, you know nothing about.

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter
TV/Movie Quotes Women

[tees off] Fore! [his ball hits Judge Smails in the crotch] … I should have yelled, “Two!”

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Golf Sports TV/Movie Quotes

Nancy: My lawyer will call your lawyer.

Allan: I don’t have a lawyer. Have him call my doctor.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
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Peerless Pauline: I’ve waited so long to find someone like you.

J. Cheever Loophole: Oh, someone like me, I’m not good enough for you, eh?

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

Renaissance fairs aren’t about historical accuracy, they’re about taking chubby girls who work at Kinko’s and lacing them up in corsets so tight their bosoms jump out and say “Howdy”.

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician
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Old Lady at Opera: Did you like the opera, dear?
Vivian: It was so good, I almost peed my pants!
Edward: She said she liked it better than Pirates of Penzance.

(1949 – ) American actor & activist
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Edith Bunker: What’s wrong, Archie?

Mike Stivic: It’s just indigestion. It comes from eating his own words.

(1947 – ) American actor, director, producer & activist
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That’s OK, we can walk to the curb from here.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
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I'm an experienced woman. I've been around… Well, all right, I might not've been around, but I've been… nearby.

(1936 – 2017) American actress
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That’s it! I can't take this anymore! … This is worse than Chinese Waiter Torture.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Coach: Hey Norm, how’s the world been treating you?

Norm: Like a baby treats a diaper.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Life Problems TV/Movie Quotes

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
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I'm going to hold my breast until I turn blue.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes