Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 78)

So, that island that you own… is it near the beach?

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

[Ray has hurt his back and is in bed with Debra]: I guess I am going to be out of commission for a while.

Debra Barone: I wouldn’t worry – it’s not like Van Gogh has lost his paint brush.

(1958 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

If that kid don't stop talkin' so much he'll get his tongue sunburned.

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)
Speech TV/Movie Quotes

There's a man outside with a big black mustache; tell him I've got one.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

Hey, don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Jerry: You seem distant.

Samantha: Distant? You're still in me.

(1956 – ) English-Canadian actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas; how he got in my pajamas I'll never know.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Situations TV/Movie Quotes

Get a man a beer, he drinks for five minutes – show him where they are, he drinks all day.

(1959 – ) Australian actor
Alcohol Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

I don’t know whether to eat from the coat or the plate!

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

To mirth, to merriment… to manslaughter.

(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Meet me down in the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Alcohol TV/Movie Quotes

How’s about a beer, Norm?

That’s that amber sudsy stuff, right? I’ve heard good things about it.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

Last will & tentacle

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

[explaining why she broke up with her ex] We had different needs. I needed him to treat me decently and get a job, and he needed to empty my bank account and leave.

(1963 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter
Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

Elaine, breaking up is like knocking over a coke machine. You can’t do it in one push, you got to rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor
Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

(Paul is licking wedding invitation envelopes) Jamie Buchman: How are you holding up?
Paul Buchman: Well, if I had two more tongues, I’d be the happiest person on Earth.
Jamie Buchman: (lights a cigarette) Second happiest.

(1963 – ) American actress, film director & screenwriter
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

If brains was lard, Jethro couldn't grease a pan.

(1908 – 2003) American actor & dancer
Intelligence TV/Movie Quotes

Phoebe: [Right after playing a song in the coffee shop] If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.

(1963 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

If that ain’t the black calling the kettle pot!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Nancy Cartwright)
TV/Movie Quotes