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Why go out for milk when you've got a cow at home.

Ed O’Neill

(1946 – ) American actor

It is harder for the spider to catch a fly than it is for the fly to catch a horse.

George Peppard

(1928 – 1994) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Thomas Banacek in “Banacek”

George: I don’t like when a woman says, “Make love to me.” It’s intimidating. The last time a woman said that to me, I wound up apologizing to her.

Jason Alexander

(1959 – ) American actor, director, writer, singer & comedian

Sex TV/Movie Quotes As George Costanza in “Seinfeld”

Dana Barrett: That’s the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What a crime.

Bill Murray

(1950 – ) American actor & comedian

TV/Movie Quotes As Dr. Peter Venkman in “Ghostbusters”

Quoth the raven, Demi Moore.

Christina Applegate

(1971 – ) American actress

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children” Nevermore

Sam: [angry] You want to know the truth? It wasn’t four honeys. It was four hundred women… easy.
Diane: [coolly] They’d have to be.

Shelley Long

(1949 – ) American actress

Sex TV/Movie Quotes As Diane Chambers in “Cheers”

You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.

Harvey Keitel

(1939 – ) American actor & producer

TV/Movie Quotes As Mr. White in “Reservoir Dogs” He doesn’t like being threatened

You’re gonna need a bigger boat.

Roy Scheider

(1932 – 2008) American stage & film actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Sheriff Brody in “Jaws” Upon seeing the shark for the first time

Amanda: Why are you dressed like somebody died?
Wednesday: Wait.

Christina Ricci

(1980 – ) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Wednesday Addams in “The Addams Family”

I’m drowning here, and you’re describing the water!

Jack Nicholson

(1937 – ) American actor

Situations TV/Movie Quotes As Melvin Udall in “As Good as It Gets”

Volunteering is for suckers. Did you know that volunteers don't even get paid for the stuff they do?

Homer Simpson

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

TV/Movie Quotes Volunteers

One thing about being a cabbie is that you don’t have to worry about being fired from a good job.

Judd Hirsch

(1935 – ) American actor

Occupations TV/Movie Quotes Work As Alex Reiger in “Taxi”

I want you guys to know that if we ever get into real heavy combat… I'll be right behind you guys. Every step of the way.

Harold Ramis

(1944 – 2014) American actor, director & writer

TV/Movie Quotes War As Russell Ziskey in “Stripes”

Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking. #2 is death. Death is #2. That means that at a funeral, the average American would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.

Jerry Seinfeld

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor

Death TV/Movie Quotes As Jerry in “Seinfeld” Public Speaking

No dice, Chicago. I’m giving the orders and we’re coming in. I guess the foot’s on the other hand now, isn’t it, Kramer?

Robert Hays

(1947 – ) American actor

Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes As Ted Striker in “Airplane!”

Mr. Hollister: Just how obscene an amount of cash are we talking about here? Profane or really offensive?
Edward Lewis: Really offensive.
Mr. Hollister: I like him so much.

Larry Miller

(1953 – ) American comedian, actor, voice artist, & columnist

TV/Movie Quotes As Mr. Hollister in “Pretty Woman”

Largess, smalless, any kind of ess.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

[on George Burns’s 100th birthday] I don’t know the secret to his longevity, but I think I speak for all of us when I say I hope Pauly Shore doesn’t know it either.

Norm MacDonald

(1963 – ) Canadian writer, actor & stand-up comedian

TV/Movie Quotes From Weekend Update on “Saturday Night Live”

Woman: I need shoes.
Al: Blacksmith's right around the corner.

Ed O’Neill

(1946 – ) American actor

Insults TV/Movie Quotes As Al Bundy in “Married With Children” Shoes

My uncle had a problem with his probate and he had to take these big pills and drink lots of water.

Roger Rabbit

cartoon character in Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (Charles Fleischer)

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes Prostate

Hi ho Silverwear… Away!