Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 9)

Waiter, will you serve the nuts? I mean, will you serve the guests the nuts?

(1905 – 1993) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

It was announced Thursday that the Army will allow recruits to sign up for just 15 months of active duty; if that doesn’t work, the military will try renaming Iraq ‘Super Cancun.’

(1971 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer
Government Military TV/Movie Quotes

Well, look who penetrated the inner-circle. And then he stuck around and married her.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

To show that his energy bill is about more than drilling for oil in Alaska. This week President Bush visited a plant in Virginia that turned soy beans into a clean burning diesel fuel; which the president hopes one day will be used to fuel oil drilling machines in Alaska.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Lawyers make excellent patients; they have excellent health care and they never get better.

(1959 – ) American actor
Lawyers TV/Movie Quotes

We’ll have a big bowl of spaghetti and a plate of some of that veal scallopeepee.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

She was so anally retentive she couldn’t sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture.

(1946 – ) English actress, model & author
TV/Movie Quotes

Still fighting mental health, eh, Archie?

(1922 – 2009) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

Sam: Beer, Norm?

Norm: Have I gotten that predictable? Good.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

Once the trust goes out of a relationship, it’s really no fun lying to them anymore.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Beulah, peel me a grape.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
TV/Movie Quotes

I'd sooner share my toothbrush with a Democrat.

(1942 – ) American actor, director, & musician
TV/Movie Quotes

George: I should get to sleep with Elaine. That’s the only way to punish you.

Jerry: That doesn’t punish me. That punishes Elaine.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Howard: It was an hour ago, Sheldon. A Jew sits in front of a house in Texas for that long, for sale signs start to go up.

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician
Time TV/Movie Quotes

I asked this Northern woman, “Where are ya’ll from?” And she said, “I’m from a place where we don’t end our sentences with prepositions.” So I said, “Okay, where are ya’ll from, bitch?”

(1951 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

The whole conjugation was asleep.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.

cartoon character in Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (Kathleen Turner)
Appearance TV/Movie Quotes

Special kind of stanima.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

It’s not a date. We’re just agreeing to eat at the same table.

(1942 – ) American singer-songwriter, actress, writer, film producer & director
Dating Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?
Museum girl: Committing suicide.
Allan: What about Friday night?

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

It’s a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes