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I’ll push some strings for you.

Mixed metaphors

“I’m concerned about the number of people not attending,” said Tom absentmindedly.

Tom Swifties

“That’s the last time I’ll stick my arm in a lion’s mouth,” the lion-tamer said off-handedly.

Tom Swifties

Abstract Art: The proof that things are not as bad as they are painted to be.

Art Definitions Entertainment

Plan to be spontaneous… tomorrow.

Characteristics Time

Abscond: To move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.

Crime Definitions

Imagination: What puts men in asylums unless they are crazy enough to put it down on paper or canvas.

Definitions

Cold: An ailment cured in two weeks with a doctor’s care, and in fourteen days without it.

Definitions Doctors Health

What happened to the first 6 “ups?”

Communication Food/Drink Language

Farmer: A handy man with a sense of humus.

Definitions Wordplay

Bachelor: A guy who is footloose and fiancee-free.

Definitions Men People