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The doctor felt the man's purse and thought it was awfully low.

Health Malaprops

Easy Payments: The ones that are easier said than done.

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B Flat: An apiary.

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He lies so bad he hires somebody to call his dogs.

Characteristics Expressions Honesty Lies

She knocked the socks off the ball.

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Clergyman: A ticket speculator outside the gates of Heaven.

Beliefs Definitions Occupations

Appendix: A portion of a book, for which nobody yet has discovered any use.

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Diplomacy: The art of letting someone else have your own way.

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Castration: A eunuch experience.

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Night Club: A place where they take the rest out of restaurant and put the din in dinner.

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Budget: A method of worrying before you spend, instead of afterward.

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