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Cigarette: A bit of tobacco with a fire at one end and a fool at the other.

Definitions

Not enough to say grace over.

Expressions Food/Drink

“I’m falling into a void,” said Tom flawlessly.

Tom Swifties

Nothing is so fallacious as facts, except figures.

Beliefs Facts

Good Neighbor: A fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn’t climb it.

Definitions

It was so cold… politicians stopped blowing hot air.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

The record cover was a blank slate in 1939 at Columbia Records.

Mixed metaphors

We all act as one heartbeat.

Mixed metaphors

Clergyman: A man who undertakes the management of our spiritual affairs as a method of bettering his temporal ones.

Definitions Occupations

Argument: An exchange of ignorance.

Definitions

Yodeling: Slope opera.

Definitions Wordplay