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Author: Anonymous Page 4
Communism: Nobody’s got nothin’, but everybody’s workin’.
Anonymous
Definitions
Communism
G String: Gownless evening strap.
Anonymous
Clothing
Definitions
G string
Brilliant sunshine rained down on the city.
Anonymous
Misspokements
Mixed metaphors
“Is it true that some animals will eat their own babies?” asked Tom literately.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
Anonymous
Communication
Ridicule
“Boy, will I give you a haircut!” said Tom barbarously.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
“I manufacture tabletops for shops,” said Tom counterproductively.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
Kin: An affliction of the blood.
Anonymous
Definitions
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Kin
They need to wake up and smell the music.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Good Advice: What a man gives when he gets too old to set a bad example.
Anonymous
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Adam wasn’t always the brightest tool.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
America: A nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but can think of nothing to do when it gets there.
Anonymous
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“Why don’t you have some fruit?”, asked Tom with aplomb.
Anonymous
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The doctor felt the man's
purse
and thought it was awfully low.
Anonymous
Health
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Pulse
“Parsley, sage, rosemary,” said Tom timelessly.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
“I won’t finish in fifth place,” Tom held forth.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
Man was predestined to have free will.
Anonymous
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Free will
Experience: What causes a person to make new mistakes instead of the same old ones.
Anonymous
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Looting: A public shopping spree generously sponsored by local merchants in the wake of a riot.
Rick Bayan
Anonymous
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Crime
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Looting
Life: A continuous series of disasters which result in one’s death.
Anonymous
Death
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Life
Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground.
Anonymous
Animals
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Horses
Riding
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