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Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.

Definitions Occupations

Nun: A creature of habit.

Definitions Religion

Beware geeks bearing scripts.

Reviews/Criticism

“Oops! There goes my hat!” said Tom off the top of his head.

Tom Swifties

Matrimony: The splice of life.

Definitions Marriage Wordplay

“Aha! Here’s someone who can’t speak!” exclaimed Tom dumbfoundedly.

Tom Swifties

Paradox: Two physicians.

Definitions Doctors Wordplay

Teenagers: People who get hungry again before the dishes are even washed.

Age Definitions

“I swallowed some of the glass from that broken window,” Tom said painfully.

Tom Swifties

Hair dresser: Someone who is able to create a hair style you will never be able to duplicate again.

Definitions

Sometimes you just have to let sleeping dogs fall where they may.

Mixed metaphors

“Why is this telephone flex always tangled?” asked Tom coyly.

Tom Swifties

If you are riding a high horse, there ain’t no way to get down off it gracefully.

Characteristics

We can still hang our heads high.

Mixed metaphors

“I’m your mother’s brother’s father-in-law’s son,” Tom related.

Tom Swifties

Traffic Light: A trick to get pedestrians halfway across the street safely.

Autos Definitions Things

Y Chromosome: A line of genes designed for men only.

Definitions Men People

Hospitality: The virtue which induces us to feed and lodge certain persons who are not in need of food and lodging.

Definitions

Middle Age: That time of life when you'd rather not have a good time than recover from it. 

Age Definitions

The amount of education you have determines your loot in life.

Education Malaprops

People have one thing in common: they are all different.

People