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I Sold a Car To a Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don’t Run So We’re Even

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I Was Watching a Man Paint a Fence

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It used to be sheep [waking me in the morning] and that's bad enough, but cows are a whole different kettle of fish.

Mixed metaphors

I look forward to the day when we can just talk about the ethics of angling without this red herring of whether they can feel pain.

Mixed metaphors

Haven't we beat that with a dead stick?

Misspokements Mixed metaphors

Singing in the Bathtub

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In about six months I'll be knocking on your shoulder.

Mixed metaphors

Nothing lasts as long as a suit you don’t like.

Appearance Clothing

We just keep getting the tail end of the stick.

Mixed metaphors

We’ll cross that bear when we get to it.

Mixed metaphors

I don't mind the title fight going out at three in the morning. Everyone in Glasgow fights at three in the morning.

Boxing Sports

I feel like a bridegroom waiting at the altar for a blind date.

Mixed metaphors

You Can't Haul a U-Haul Into Heaven

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Heart diseases are yet another health care headache.

Mixed metaphors

Since You Bought the Waterbed We’ve Slowly Drifted Apart

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If You Can Live With It (I Can Live Without It)

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Nashville Rash

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And There was Grandma, Swingin’ on the Outhouse Door, Without a Shirt On

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Can’t you read the handwriting in the wind?

Mixed metaphors

Basketball players get the girls, hockey players take them home.

Hockey Sports

No use beating him over the head with a dead horse.

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