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Mixed metaphors

She’s Lookin’ Better After Every Beer.

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He’s going to look them over with a 10-foot pole.

Mixed metaphors

I make it my goal to shake every hand that walks in the door.

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He’s Been Drunk Since His Wife’s Gone Punk

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You Want Your Freedom PDQ, Divorce Me COD

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We’ll cross that bear when we get to it.

Mixed metaphors

I'm Sorry the Bridge Is Out, You'll Have to Spend the Night

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…a seething volcano, nine tenths submerged in the melting pot which one day will explode beneath our feet like a boomerang to engulf us all in a whirlwind of dragon's teeth. It will be too late to close the stable-door.

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I’m not a believer in luck but I do believe you need it.

Colemanballs

Nashville Rash

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(We Used To Kiss On The Lips, But It’s) All Over Now

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What goes around, stays in Vegas.

Mixed metaphors

Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records.

Hockey Sports

I knew enough to realize that the alligators were in the swamp and that it was time to circle the wagons.

Mixed metaphors

Like a chicken with its hat off.

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Don’t Cry On My Shoulders Cause Your Rustin' My Spurs

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Eternity is the second ten minutes of aerobics.

Time

Lay Something On My Bed Besides A Blanket

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Her parents got married out of wedlock.

Mixed metaphors

I could see you itching at the bit.

Mixed metaphors