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If Whiskey Were A Woman I’d Be Married For Sure

Song Titles

That's using your head for something besides a footstool.

Mixed metaphors

Someone's going to hang from the yardstick for this.

Mixed metaphors

The worst part about politics is that you're always right and no one ever knows it."

Government Politics

If Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out By Now

Song Titles

The deputy was willing to cut him a break.

Mixed metaphors

And Britain defeats the rest of the world to pick up the bronze medal.

Misspokements Sports

The early bird gets the wormy apple.

Mixed metaphors

They counted the votes until the cows had literally gone to sleep.

Mixed metaphors

Who’s Gonna Take The Garbage Out When I’m Dead And Gone?

Song Titles

That's the nail that broke the coffin's back.

Mixed metaphors

Don’t Let That Doorknob Hit You (on the Way Out)

Song Titles

I don't mind the title fight going out at three in the morning. Everyone in Glasgow fights at three in the morning.

Boxing Sports

I Got The Hungries For Your Love, And I’m Waitin In Your Welfare Line

Song Titles

He was between a rock and the deep blue sea.

Misspokements Mixed metaphors

… if the child was misbehaving, that's one thing, but if her parents were encouraging her, that's a whole new ballpark…

Mixed metaphors

They don't know yet whether that played a factor in the accident.

Mixed metaphors

Who Walks In When I Walk Out?

Miscellaneous

I wanted to come out of the chute on the right foot.

Mixed metaphors

I’m Still Missing You… But My Aim Is Improving

Song Titles

You Want Your Freedom PDQ, Divorce Me COD

Song Titles