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Wanna Be A Blue Light Special In The K Mart Of Your Heart

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Cow Cow Strut

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And Britain defeats the rest of the world to pick up the bronze medal.

Misspokements Sports

We're still getting our feet wet on getting rolling here.

Mixed metaphors

… if the child was misbehaving, that's one thing, but if her parents were encouraging her, that's a whole new ballpark…

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When you put your best foot forward, it rubs off on someone.

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I'm Sorry the Bridge Is Out, You'll Have to Spend the Night

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How would I feel if I were sitting in your shoes?

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He said he wanted to go play in his home country and village; I guess every village needs an idiot.

Hockey Sports

People tell me one thing one day and out the other.

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There wasn’t a dry tear in the place.

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I wish they'd hurry up and get their act in gear.

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If Whiskey Were A Woman I’d Be Married For Sure

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Don’t Give The Dose, To The One You Love The Most

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I Ain’t Never Gone to Bed with An Ugly Woman, But I Sure Woke Up with a Few

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The deal fell through, so they're back to ground zero.

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Basketball players get the girls, hockey players take them home.

Hockey Sports

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it a duck.

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No use beating him over the head with a dead horse.

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We had some hiccups in the road.

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You buttered your bread; now you'll have to sleep in it.

Mixed metaphors