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I knew enough to realize that the alligators were in the swamp and that it was time to circle the wagons.

Mixed metaphors

He now floats like an anchor, stings like a moth.

Boxing Sports

We just keep getting the tail end of the stick.

Mixed metaphors

Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

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I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You

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And There was Grandma, Swingin’ on the Outhouse Door, Without a Shirt On

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It used to be sheep [waking me in the morning] and that's bad enough, but cows are a whole different kettle of fish.

Mixed metaphors

No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse.

Golf Murphy’s Laws Sports

He took to it like a fish out of water.

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He’s Been Drunk Since His Wife’s Gone Punk

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Cow Imagination

Miscellaneous

… the Holy Land of Israel – a mecca for tourists.

Mixed metaphors

Throw the spaghetti onto the ceiling to see what sticks.

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I Would Kiss You Through The Screen Door But It’d Strain Our Love

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We need to look at it before the other eyes set foot on it.

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They counted the votes until the cows had literally gone to sleep.

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Let him who is without sin cast the first vote.

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I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back to See if I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me

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I've been up and down so many times that I feel as if I'm in a revolving door.

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Peekin’ In the Knothole In Grandma’s Wooden Leg

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That was the straw that twisted the camel's neck.

Misspokements Mixed metaphors