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Don't Make Love To a Country Music Singer

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I've been up and down so many times that I feel as if I'm in a revolving door.

Mixed metaphors

I should move to the other side of the building, so I can see the sunset come up every morning.

Mixed metaphors

Here's Louie with the Sports

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When life throws you curve balls, make lemonade.

Mixed metaphors

And Britain defeats the rest of the world to pick up the bronze medal.

Misspokements Sports

Where do you draw the line? … Everything has to have been drawn originally.

Mixed metaphors

The British are often thought of as pioneers in the field of mountain climbing.

Mixed metaphors

I Would Kiss You Through The Screen Door But It’d Strain Our Love

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There's a silver lining in all that red ink.

Mixed metaphors

That's the one that really swayed me over.

Mixed metaphors

He’s not the sharpest marble in the drawer.

Mixed metaphors

They counted the votes until the cows had literally gone to sleep.

Mixed metaphors

Swing Wide Your Gate Of Love

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We are rolling out fresh fruit in primary schools.

Mixed metaphors

People tell me one thing one day and out the other.

Mixed metaphors

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone

Hockey Sports

No use beating him over the head with a dead horse.

Misspokements

If You Can Live With It (I Can Live Without It)

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You're Not Free & I'm Not Easy

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I Sent Her Artificial Flowers For Her Artificial Love

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