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I don’t think they want to bite off that bullet.

Mixed metaphors

He now floats like an anchor, stings like a moth.

Boxing Sports

… if the child was misbehaving, that's one thing, but if her parents were encouraging her, that's a whole new ballpark…

Mixed metaphors

Lay Something On My Bed Besides A Blanket

Song Titles

People tell me one thing one day and out the other.

Mixed metaphors

I Only Miss You On The Days That End In "Y"

Song Titles

I left the door wide open, and you didn't take the bait.

Mixed metaphors

(I Keep) Throwing Good Love After Bad

Miscellaneous

I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You

Song Titles

Fellow Fags

Book Titles

The early bird gets the wormy apple.

Mixed metaphors

Full Drawers, Empty Arms

Song Titles

I’ve Got You on My Conscience But At Least You’re Off My Back

Song Titles

The promise of the world’s first low-carbon Olympic flame has gone up in smoke.

Mixed metaphors

I'm so busy, I don't know whether I'm coming or not.

Mixed metaphors

Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records.

Hockey Sports

Don’t Cry On My Shoulders Cause Your Rustin' My Spurs

Song Titles

Don't take any wooden Indians.

Misspokements Mixed metaphors

Four out of five dentists surveyed recommended playing hockey.

Hockey Sports

Skillet Full of Crisco

Song Titles

And There was Grandma, Swingin’ on the Outhouse Door, Without a Shirt On

Song Titles