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I was the mother hen to all these little ducks.

Mixed metaphors

Haven't we beat that with a dead stick?

Misspokements Mixed metaphors

A true gentleman is a man who may know how to play the bagpipes – but doesn’t.

Definitions

Someone's going to hang from the yardstick for this.

Mixed metaphors

He’s going to look them over with a 10-foot pole.

Mixed metaphors

Heart diseases are yet another health care headache.

Mixed metaphors

I don't mind the title fight going out at three in the morning. Everyone in Glasgow fights at three in the morning.

Boxing Sports

I’m Havin’ Daydreams About Night Things In The Middle Of The Afternoon

Song Titles

I'm not trying to poke holes at anybody.

Mixed metaphors

If I Had My Life To Live Over, I’d Live Over A Delicatessen

Song Titles

Get in the boat and swim or get out.

Mixed metaphors

That's using your head for something besides a footstool.

Mixed metaphors

When you put your best foot forward, it rubs off on someone.

Mixed metaphors

Nothing lasts as long as a suit you don’t like.

Appearance Clothing

Forget the Night, Help Me Make It Through the Door

Song Titles

Full Drawers, Empty Arms

Song Titles

The promise of the world’s first low-carbon Olympic flame has gone up in smoke.

Mixed metaphors

Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records.

Hockey Sports

Don't take any wooden Indians.

Misspokements Mixed metaphors

Let him who is without sin cast the first vote.

Mixed metaphors

Who’s Gonna Take The Garbage Out When I’m Dead And Gone?

Song Titles