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I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You

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Our old car bought the dirt.

Mixed metaphors

If you don't wear your seat belt, you're just a missile waiting to happen.

Mixed metaphors

I Don’t Care If It Rains or Freezes ‘Long as I Have My Plastic Jesus Sittin’ on the Dashboard of My Car

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Hockey is a mans game children can play, the other sports are children’s games that men play.

Hockey Sports

Sometimes I feel like I'm swimming uphill against the grain.

Mixed metaphors

The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree.

Golf Murphy’s Laws Problems Sports

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone

Hockey Sports

I've got an ace up my nose.

Mixed metaphors

The British are often thought of as pioneers in the field of mountain climbing.

Mixed metaphors

I’m Quittin’ Wild Turkey Cold Turkey

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When you put your best foot forward, it rubs off on someone.

Mixed metaphors

I'm not trying to poke holes at anybody.

Mixed metaphors

I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She’s Out Of Town

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He'll argue until the cat turns blue.

Mixed metaphors

What goes around, stays in Vegas.

Mixed metaphors

Don’t Run Through the Screen Door Honey, You’ll Only Strain Yourself

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If I Were In Your Shoes, I’d Walk Right Back To Me

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Let him who is without sin cast the first vote.

Mixed metaphors

When life throws you curve balls, make lemonade.

Mixed metaphors

Old Flames Can’t Hold a Candle To You

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