Author: Archie Bunker

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road.

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Paragorically, I will not let you ever talk about our sex life.

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Excitement to riot.

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… when he goes besmearing the name…

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Your honor, may I encroach the bench?

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I got bigger fish to fly.

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Between here and Florida, ya got your original 48 states.

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It took me 20 years to memorize the deformaties of the room.

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I don’t think he’s gonna come Edith. He just ain’t got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious.

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One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples.

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What you need is somebody new… there's more than one fish in the woodpile.

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Well, as they say que seray seray.

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Throwing bricks and bottles, it’s like a regular inserruption.

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Maybe my mind chewed off more than the mind should bite.

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I wanna read ya something right out of the allamac.

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Like the Good Book says, let him who is without sin… be the rollin’ stone.

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People are scared that the departed soul might be hoovering around some place.

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To watch 24 hours a day through them high-powered spectaculars.

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If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we’re gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower.

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Wouldn’t let ’em get in a word wedgewise.

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Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community.

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