Author: Archie Bunker

Up the creek without a saddle.

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Malaprops Situations

You’re sicker than me? Edith, get me the other fomometer.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Santa’s Guh-nomes.

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It ain't German to the conversation.

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If everything is good in the henhouse, you see don’t have to go out for eggs.

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Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

All girls go cockeyed during pooberescency.

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I got nothin’ against mankind; it’s people I can’t stand.

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Misspokements People TV/Movie Quotes

The word is psalm – S-O-M.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Early in the morning when the crows cock.

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Malaprops

I ain’t no counterfeeter.

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Grab the bull by the corns.

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This anecdote you give, how ya supposed to take it?

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Paragorically, I will not let you ever talk about our sex life.

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Reclimbing chair

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Malaprops Things

He’s still scravengin’ down here.

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Malaprops

I’ll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I’ll even bring home a whole maggot.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Maybe I’d like to run around the house my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

That ain’t superstition – that’s self-perservation.

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Malaprops

Niloleum

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Misspokements

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he’s coming over here to claim his pound of fish.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Who am I, Paul K. Getty?

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