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Author: Oscar Wilde Page 2
The young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Age
Young
Inexperience
I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Insults
I like to do all the talking myself; it saves time, and prevents arguments.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Communication
Speech
Arguments
I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Friends
Intelligence
Old
People
A monstrous orchid.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults
About Aubrey Beardsley
When I was young I used to think that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Age
Life
Money
Young
A bad temper, like Mr. Whistler's paintings, should never be displayed in public.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Reviews/Criticism
Bad temper
Painter James Whistler
If we men married the women we deserved, we should have a very bad time of it.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Marriage
Men
People
Women
Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Friends
Old
People
Problems
Success
Sympathy
There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Communication
Death
Speech
Being talked about
A pessimist is one who, when he has a choice of two evils, chooses both.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
People
Evil
Pessimists
The worst vice of the fanatic is his sincerity.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Fanatic
Sincerity
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Honesty
Dangerous
Fatal
Sincerity
Action: The last resource of those who know not how to dream.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Activities
Action
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Situations
Temptation
Yield
No great artist ever sees things as they really are; if he did, he would cease to be an artist.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Art
Entertainment
Artists
If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Time
Waiting
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
People
Gentlemen
Of course, America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
America
Insults
Places
The basis of optimism is sheer terror.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Optimism
I like Wagner's music better than any other music; it is so loud that one can talk the whole time without people hearing what one says.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults
Music
From “The Picture of Dorian Gray”
On composer Richard Wagner
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