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Author: Oscar Wilde Page 6
The critic has to educate the public; the artist has to educate the critic.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Communication
Entertainment
Opinion
Artists
Critics
Relations are a tedious lot of people who don’t know how to live or when to die.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults
Relationships
Relatives
Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Activities
Men
People
Women
Advances
There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Communication
Death
Speech
Being talked about
We have really everything in common with America nowadays, except, of course, language.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
America
England
Language
Places
To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both seems like carelessness.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Family
Parents
Relationships
Carelessness
Misfortune
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Opinion
People
Agree
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Alcohol
Food/Drink
Work
Class
I don’t like the Switzerland: it has produced nothing but theologians and waiters.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Places
Switzerland
She wore far too much rouge last night, and not quite enough clothes; that is always a sign of despair in a woman.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Appearance
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
People
Gutter
Stars
Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Clothing
People
Women
Advice
To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Activities
Age
Exercise
Young
Do anything
Respectable
Women’s styles may change, but their designs remain the same.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Appearance
Clothing
People
Women
Fashion
Intent
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Situations
Temptation
Yield
Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Emotions
Love
Women
Humor
Romance
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