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Author: Oscar Wilde Page 5
The young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Age
Young
Inexperience
Rugby is a good occasion for keeping thirty bullies far from the center of the city.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Sports
Rugby
A bad temper, like Mr. Whistler's paintings, should never be displayed in public.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Reviews/Criticism
Bad temper
Painter James Whistler
The worst vice of the fanatic is his sincerity.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Fanatic
Sincerity
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Money
Income
Interest
Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Marriage
Engagements
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Intelligence
Money
Imagination
Within their means
Fathers should neither be seen nor heard; that is the only proper basis for family life.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Family
Fathers
She is a peacock in everything but beauty.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Appearance
Body
Insults
Criticism
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Education
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Eating
Food/Drink
Intelligence
Breakfast
Prayer must never be answered: if it is, it ceases to be prayer and becomes correspondence.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Beliefs
Communication
Prayer
If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Honesty
Truth
He would stab his best friend for the sake of writing an epigram on his tombstone.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults
Reading/Writing
In this world there are only two tragedies: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Problems
Tragedy
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Marriage
Men
Women
A monstrous orchid.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults
About Aubrey Beardsley
I like men who have a future and women who have a past.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Men
People
Women
It is exactly because a man cannot do a thing that he is the proper judge of it.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Beliefs
Opinion
Critics
Judgment
I don't recognize you – I've changed a lot.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults
I like Wagner’s music better than anybody’s; it is so loud that one can talk the whole time without people hearing what one says.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Entertainment
Music
Reviews/Criticism
Richard Wagner
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