Keyword: Advice (Page 2)

If you want to get rid of somebody, just tell him something for his own good.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

I never give advice – I give warnings to live by.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.

(1937 – ) comedian & television actor

Advice: the smallest current coin.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

I listen carefully to their advice; but having gathered the device [sic], I decide, you know, I say, 'This is what we're going to do.'

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

Here's some advice for you guys: never hire a clown named Molesto.

stand-up comedian

Never give advice in a crowd.

 If you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.

Advice: Something which we give by the bushel but take by the grain.

Don’t be discouraged if your children reject your advice; years later they will offer it to their offspring.

If it’s free, it’s advice; if you pay for it, it’s counseling; if you can use either one, it’s a miracle.

(1895 – 1968) Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.

(1942 – ) American author and teacher

For sincere advice and the correct time, call any number at random at 3:00 a.m.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician

Counsel: Advice with a price tag.

I have a bit of advice for hungry young comedians – eat something.

(1921 – 1984) British comedian & magician

The correct advice to give is the advice that is desired.

If Columbus had had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock.

(1908 – 1990) American statesman, jurist & attorney

If people wanted your unsolicited advice, they’d ask for it.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men think, I know what I’m doing; just show me somebody naked.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor

When I ask you what club to use, look the other way and don't answer.

(1912 – 2002) professional golfer