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Keyword: Borrowing

Before borrowing from a friend, decide which you need most.

Proverb
Friends Money People Young Borrowing

Borrowing has a bad name, but you would be surprised how it helps in a pinch.

Will Cuppy
(1884 – 1949) American humorist & literary critic
Situations Borrowing

A lifelong friend is one you haven't borrowed money from yet.

Dylan Thomas
(1914 – 1953) Welsh-born poet & writer
Friends Money People Borrowing

Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.

Evan Esar
(1899 – 1995) humorist
Books Communication Time Borrowing Forgetting

Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with.

Artemus Ward
Charles Farrar Browne (1834 – 1867) humorist
Money Borrowing Debt Living with our means

If it can be borrowed and it can be broken, you will borrow it and you will break it.

Babcock's Law
Murphy’s Laws Borrowing Breaking

Stuff tends to break when it is loaned or borrowed.

Anonymous
Accidents Problems Things Borrowing













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