Keyword: Confusion

I’m as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.

Miscellaneous

Confusion creates jobs.

Murphy’s Laws Work

I feel like a lost ball in a high weed.

Miscellaneous

Looking at me like a cow at a new fence.

Miscellaneous

I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.

Miscellaneous

The fool’s so lost he don’t know if he’s afoot or on horseback.

Miscellaneous

If you cannot convince them, confuse them.

(1884 – 1972) 33rd U.S. president
Communication

In a hierarchical organization, the higher the level, the greater the confusion.

Murphy’s Laws People

When in trouble, obfuscate.

Murphy’s Laws

Anyone who isn't confused really doesn't understand the situation.

(1908 – 1965) American broadcast journalist & newscaster
People Situations

She looked at me like a cow looking at a new gate.

Appearance Characteristics Expressions Intelligence

I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.

Miscellaneous

McGurk's Law

Murphy’s Laws

If I look confused it is because I am thinking.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Appearance Intelligence Misspokements Speech Thinking

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose… it'll be much harder to detect.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Conflict

Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Life

He couldn’t find his ass with a flashlight and a roadmap.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

The more carefully you plan a project, the more confusion there is when something goes wrong.

Murphy’s Laws

He don’t know daylight from dark.

Miscellaneous

Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian
Characteristics Communication Money

Let me explain what I do here; I don’t want to confuse you any more than absolutely necessary.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Misspokements