Keyword: Criticism (Page 4)

You know, you can’t please all the people all the time… and last night, all those people were at my show.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

She's generous to a fault… if it's her own.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist

A great many people now reading and writing would be better employed keeping rabbits.

(1887 – 1964) English biographer, critic, novelist & poet

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator

Isn't it possible for them to get a real fascist instead of this guy who plays one on TV?

(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor

The ‘g’ is silent… the only thing about her that is.

(1959 – ) English writer & columnist

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Has anyone told the Fox News anchors that Mad Men was not a documentary of how America should be?

American television critic

If people don't sit at Chaplin's feet, he goes out and stands where they are sitting.

(1897 – 1953) American writer & producer

The only people who say worse things about politicians than reporters do are other politicians.

(1919 – 2011) American news commentator & writer

You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.

(1906 – 1998) English-born American comedian

I doubt that art needed [John] Ruskin any more than a moving train needs one of its passengers to shove it.

(1937 – ) British playwright & screenwriter

The greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont.

(1857 – 1938) American lawyer

Critics are eunuchs at a gang bang.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

The best time I ever had with Joan Crawford was when I pushed her down the stairs in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?

(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater

She is a peacock in everything but beauty.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

When your head is in the bear's mouth, it is not the time to be smacking him on the nose.

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.

(1936 – ) television talk show host

Why am I so good at playing bitches? I think it's because I'm not a bitch; maybe that's why Miss Crawford always plays ladies.

(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater

I gave up on new poetry myself thirty years ago, when most of it began to read like coded messages passing between lonely aliens on a hostile world.

(1925 – ) columnist & journalist

Yeah… I remember my first beer.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician