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Criticism
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Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.
Russell Lynes
(1910 – 1991) American art historian, photographer, author & editor
Books
Communication
Reading/Writing
Criticism
Journalists
Yeah… I remember
my
first beer.
Steve Martin
(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician
Alcohol
Beer
Food/Drink
Criticism
Response to a heckler
If people don't sit at Chaplin's feet, he goes out and stands where they are sitting.
Herman J. Mankiewicz
(1897 – 1953) American writer & producer
Communication
Charlie Chaplin
Criticism
A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people.
Peter McArthur
(1924 – ) Canadian writer
Communication
People
Self
Criticism
Satirist
[businesman] Sir Martin Sorrell is more arrogant than the entire French nation put together.
Alain de Pouzilhac
businessman & CEO
Communication
Insults
Criticism
Sir Martin Sorrell
Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
People
Criticism
It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.
Dick Cavett
(1936 – ) television talk show host
Communication
Individuals
People
Criticism
I have derived continued benefit from criticism at all periods of my life and I do not remember any time when I was ever short of it.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Beliefs
Criticism
You know, you can’t please all the people all the time… and last night, all those people were at my show.
Mitch Hedberg
(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Characteristics
Entertainment
People
Criticism
Please
Show
The quality of debate [in the House of Lords] is pretty high – and it is, I think, good evidence of life after death.
Rev. Donald Soper
(1903 – 1998) English clergyman
Communication
Speech
Criticism
Debate
The House of Lords
I hope they notice the mistletoe tied to my coattails as I leave town.
Abe Lemons
(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach
Communication
Criticism
Mistletoe
Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.
Walter Winchell
(1897 – 1972) broadcast journalist & gossip columnist
Communication
Situations
Criticism
Isn't it possible for them to get a real fascist instead of this guy who plays one on TV?
Mort Sahl
(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor
Characteristics
Communication
Television
Criticism
Sean Hannity
I would rather see the portrait of a dog that I know, than all the allegorical paintings they can show me in the world.
Samuel Johnson
(1709 – 1784) English author, essayist, critic, editor & lexicographer
Art
Communication
Entertainment
Criticism
Paintings
The gods bestowed on Max [Beerbohm] the gift of perpetual old age.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Age
Insults
Old
Criticism
I have never found, in a long experience of politics, that criticism is ever inhibited by ignorance.
Harold Macmillan
(1894 – 1986) British prime minister
Communication
Intelligence
Politicians
Criticism
A drama critic is a man who leaves no turn unstoned.
George Bernard Shaw
(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Communication
Entertainment
Wordplay
Criticism
Every English poet should master the rules of grammar before he attempts to bend or break them.
Robert Graves
(1895 – 1985) British author & classical scholar
Communication
Reading/Writing
Criticism
Grammar
Poets
Long experience has taught me that to be criticized is not always to be wrong.
Anthony Eden
(1897 – 1977) British politician & Prime Minister
Reviews/Criticism
Criticism
She is a peacock in everything but beauty.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Appearance
Body
Insults
Criticism
The amount of flak received on any subject is inversely proportional to the subject’s true value.
Potter's Law
Communication
Murphy’s Laws
Criticism
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