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Keyword: Dentist

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow; he told me to wear a brown tie.

Rodney Dangerfield
(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Health Dentist Teeth Ties

Dentist: A prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coins out of your pocket.

Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Definitions Language Money Dentist

Dentist: A collector of old magazines.

Anonymous
Definitions Occupations Dentist

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

Johnny Carson
(1925 – 2005) television host
Emotions Happiness Health Dentist Pain

My dentist found a new way to cover up his bad breath… he holds up his arms

Rodney Dangerfield
(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Characteristics Health Bad breath Dentist

I told my dentist I want a tooth to match the others; he gave me one with four cavities.

Rodney Dangerfield
(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Appearance Body Health Dentist Teeth

Dentist: man who lives from hand to mouth.

Anonymous
Definitions Occupations Dentist

I have the biggest crush on my dentist; I’ve been doing everything to see him; I gargle with Coke.

Caroline Rhea
(1964 – ) Canadian stand-up comedian, actress & television host
Emotions Health Dentist













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