Keyword: Listening

Listen or your tongue will keep you deaf.

Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention.

(1955 – ) American actor, musician & playwright

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient; it may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.

fictional character from the book series by A. A. Milne

Everybody lies; but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

The opposite of talking isn't listening; the opposite of talking is waiting.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.

(1928 – ) British journalist, writer & columnist

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

Gentlemen, listen to me slowly.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

If you lend someone an ear, don’t expect to be repaid with interest.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

You sit there and you talk about yourself for an hour straight, and the other person listens to everything you say; it's like I'm the guy on a date.

(1964 – ) Canadian stand-up comedian, actress & television host

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

The reason most people talk to themselves is because they’re often the only ones who will listen.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.

(1923 – 1964) Irish poet, short story writer, novelist & playwright