Keyword: Luck (Page 2)

A self-made man is one who believes in luck and sends his son to Oxford.

(1902 – 1983) Australian novelist & short-story writer

I’m not a believer in luck… but I do believe you need it.

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(1885 – 1962) Danish physicist

As long as we are lucky we attribute it to our smartness; our bad luck we give the gods credit for.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky?

(1909 – 1966) Polish poet, writer & aphorist

If he fell into a pile of horse shit, he’d start looking for a pony.

Sure, luck means a lot in football; not having a good quarterback is bad luck.

(1930 – ) American football player & coach

Horses have four bits of lucky nailed to their feet; they should be the luckiest animals in the world.

(1962 – ) English stand-up comedian & actor

Success is made up of courage, brains, and luck and since the first two are a function of the third, it’s pretty much all luck.

(1957 – 2007) American stand-up comedian & actor

It's bad luck to be superstitious.

For every set of horseshoes human beings use for luck, somewhere in this world there’s a barefoot horse.

(1924 – 1973) American comic

It's bad luck to be superstititious.

Ever notice how random chance always picks you for jury duty, but not to win the lottery?

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

When you need to knock on wood is when you realize that the world is composed of vinyl, naugahyde and aluminum.

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents' luck.

We haven't had the rub of the dice.

English football player & manager

Aren’t I lucky, to have survived so much bad luck.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

It is bad luck to be superstitious.

My luck is getting worse and worse.. last night, for instance, I was mugged by a Quaker.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky?

(1921 – 2006) Polish science fiction author