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Keyword:
Singing
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The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing.
Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Communication
Entertainment
Family
Mothers
Babies
Singing
He sang like a hinge.
Ethel Merman
(1908 – 1984) American actress & singer
Entertainment
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About Cole Porter
Singing
Quartet: Four men, all of whom think that the other three can’t sing.
Anonymous
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Entertainment
Quartet
Singing
His approach to the microphone is that of an accused man pleading with a hostile jury.
Kenneth Tynan
(1927 – 1980) English theatre critic & writer
Entertainment
Insults
Of singer Frankie Laine
Singing
The first time I saw you on stage I realized what a wonderful voice you've got; I think you're so brave not to have had it trained.
Mrs. Patrick Campbell
(1865-1940) English actress
Entertainment
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Singing
To an actress
He couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket.
Country expression
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Singing
When someone sings his own praises, he always gets the tune too high.
Mary H. Waldrip
(1949 – ) English nurse
Characteristics
Egotism
Singing
Listen Edith, I know you’re singing, you know you’re singing, but the neighbors may think I’m torturing you.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Entertainment
TV/Movie Quotes
Singing
Torture
He sounds like he's got a brick dangling from his willy, and a food-mixer making purée of his tonsils.
Paul Lester
British music journalist, author & broadcaster
Insults
Jon Bon Jovi
Singing
Let me tell you about Jack's singing voice… it made his violin playing sound good.
George Burns
(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Entertainment
Music
Jack Benny
Singing
Violin
Voice
The closest thing to Roseanne Barr's singing the national anthem was my cat being neutered.
Johnny Carson
(1925 – 2005) television host
Insults
Roseanne Barr
Singing
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