Keyword: Singing (Page 2)

The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

He sang like a hinge.

(1908 – 1984) American actress & singer

Quartet: Four men, all of whom think that the other three can’t sing.

His approach to the microphone is that of an accused man pleading with a hostile jury.

(1927 – 1980) English theatre critic & writer

The first time I saw you on stage I realized what a wonderful voice you've got; I think you're so brave not to have had it trained.

(1865-1940) English actress

He couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket.

When someone sings his own praises, he always gets the tune too high.

(1949 – ) English nurse

Listen Edith, I know you’re singing, you know you’re singing, but the neighbors may think I’m torturing you.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He sounds like he's got a brick dangling from his willy, and a food-mixer making purée of his tonsils.

British music journalist, author & broadcaster

Let me tell you about Jack's singing voice… it made his violin playing sound good.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

The closest thing to Roseanne Barr's singing the national anthem was my cat being neutered.

(1925 – 2005) television host