Keyword: Speed (Page 2)

Bus: A vehicle that runs faster when you run after it and runs slowly when you are inside it.

Definitions Driving

I put a new engine in my car, but I didn't take the other one out; now I can go 500 mph.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Situations Things

Problem with [John] Wockenfuss getting on base is that it takes three doubles to score him.

(1934 – 2010) American baseball manager
Baseball Sports

The speed of exit of a civil servant is directly proportional to the quality of his service.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Work

Slow as Christmas

Miscellaneous

That was faster than green grass through a goose.

Miscellaneous

Faster than a scalded dog

Miscellaneous

Remember folks, stop lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.

(1948 – 1990) comedian
Autos Science/Weather Things

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

Money Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Things

I put a new engine in my car, but didn’t take the old one out and now my car goes 500 miles an hour.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Autos Things

Going fast while you are lost won't help a bit.

Science/Weather Situations

Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Animals

Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Animals Science/Weather

Every car has a lot of speed in it. The trick is getting the speed out of it.

American auto racer
Auto racing Autos Sports Things

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

The vehicle in front of you is traveling slower than you are.

Autos Driving Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather