Keyword: Temperature

As cold as a wet Christmas

Miscellaneous

It's cold enough to hang meat in here.

Miscellaneous

If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Cold Science/Weather

Cooler than a flip side of a down pillow.

Miscellaneous

It’s hotter than a goat’s ass in a pepper patch.

Miscellaneous

It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.

Miscellaneous

It's hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell.

Expressions Heat Science/Weather

A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature; plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
Health

Hot glass looks the same as cold glass.

Murphy’s Laws

Hotter than two rabbits screwin’ in a wool sock!

Miscellaneous

Another pot of coffee, waiter, and bring it under your arm to keep it warm.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter
Food/Drink

Hotter than a depot stove

Expressions Science/Weather