Subject: Animals » Cats

FREE TO GOOD HOME – Beautiful 6 mo. old male kitten — orange & caramel tabby, playful, friendly very affectionate, ideal for family w/ kids. OR Handsome 32 yr. old husband – personable, funny, good job, but doesn't like cats. Says he goes or cat goes. Call Jennifer 265-…. — come see both and decide which you'd like.

How are you supposed to be able to tell when cat food has gone bad?

(1964 – ) American

A house without a dog or a cat is the house of a scoundrel.

All dogs look up to you; all cats look down to you… only the pig looks at you as an equal.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.

Cats don’t belong to people; they belong to places.

We’ve a cat called Ben Hur; we called it Ben till it had kittens.

I just gave my cat a bath; now how do I get all this fur off my tongue?

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician

Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier’n puttin’ it back.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Kittens play with yarn, they bat it around. What they’re really doing is saying, “I can’t knit, get this away from me!”

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web…. Now even my cat has its own page.

No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president

Cat bathing is a martial art.

Cat: A lap warmer with a built-in buzzer.

I love Wagner, but the music I prefer is that of a cat hung up by its tail outside a window and trying to stick to the panes of glass with its claws.

(1821 – 1867) French poet, essayist & art critic

I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance.

(1894 – 1961) author, cartoonist & humorist

I never married because there was no need: I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband – I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.

(1855 – 1924) English writer

My Big Book of Pretty Pussies

You've never seen a cat have sex… nobody has; the Discovery Channel hasn't caught that.

American comedian & television host

A man who was loved by 300 women singled me out to live with him… Why? … I was the only one without a cat.

(1952 – ) comedian

The Hunger Site