Subject: Communication » Reading/Writing (Page 2)

Murder is a crime – describing murder is not; sex is not a crime – describing sex is.

(1917 – 1999) American sexologist

If Shakespeare had to go on an author tour to promote Romeo and Juliet, he never would have written Macbeth.

(1928 – ) American psychologist & advice columnist

I was so long writing my review that I never got around to reading the book.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

About sentence fragments.

If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that’s read by persons who move their lips when they’re reading to themselves.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

Like playing Beethoven on the kazoo.

(1938 – ) English academic, newspaper columnist & author

Tabloid: A screamlined newspaper.

I do all my writing in bed; everybody knows I do my best work there.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.

His writing is rumble and bumble, flap and doodle, balder and dash.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Anything in parentheses can be ignored.

Its important to use apostrophe's right.

I'm looking for loopholes.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

The first page sells that book; the last page sells your next book.

(1918 – 2006) American writer

Bill wrote a book at Yale; I read one.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

Reading is an escape, an education, a delving into the brain of another human being on such an intimate level that every nuance of thought, every snapping of synapse, every slippery desire of the author is laid open before you… like, well… a book.

American playwright, television writer & author

Dictum on television scripts: We don't want it good – we want it Tuesday.

(1922 – ) English comedy writer & television presenter

I think I’m really learning a lot from my creative writing classes; the entire experience is just indescribable.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one.

(1972 – ) Irish stand-up comedian, voice over artist & actor

Poets are literal-minded men who will squeeze a word till it hurts.

(1892 – 1982) American writer

Just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome; it started off badly, but by the end I really liked it.

(1927 – 2018) British comedian, singer & songwriter