Subject: Exaggerations (Page 2)

He is so fat… his driver's license says, “picture continued on other side.”

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

His car is so expensive that instead of a stereo, Pavaratti takes requests from the back seat.

Autos Exaggerations Things

She’s so ugly she makes onions cry.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

He is so stupid… he got fired from an M&M factory for throwing out all the W's.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

She is so ugly… when she walked in to Taco Bell, everyone ran for the border.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

She is so thin… she doesn’t cast a shadow.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

I saw a mosquito in Alaska so big… I could see his brand.

Animals Exaggerations Places

His ears are so big… he heard the sun come up.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

It is so hot… potatoes cook underground.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

She is so fat… the police told her to break it up.

Appearance Exaggerations Fat

He is so dumb, blondes tell jokes about him.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

She is so fat… when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so ugly… when she goes swimming the tide goes out.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child; she must be found and stopped.

(1911 – 1980) humorist, writer, television host & journalist
Children Exaggerations People Women

She's so fat… when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It is so hot… chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

Hagi could open a tin of beans with his left foot.

English football player
Colemanballs Exaggerations

She is so fat… when she was a kid she could only play seek.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It was so cold… we had lunch at the "Greasy Spoon" – just for the heartburn.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

It is so hot… by the time I got home from buying eggs, I had twelve chicks in the bag.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

His nose is so big… he could smoke a cigar in the shower.

Appearance Body Exaggerations