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Ain’t nobody out at that time a night but burglars and bad women.
Anonymous
Expressions
Time
Wound up tighter than an eight-day clock
Anonymous
Expressions
Nervous
Tense
Everybody and his dog was there.
Anonymous
Expressions
People
It was well attended
Harder’n baptizing a cat.
Anonymous
Expressions
Difficult
He goes to church on Sunday, steals chickens on Monday.
Anonymous
Beliefs
Expressions
Honesty
Behavior
Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?
Anonymous
Expressions
Marriage
We've howdied but we ain't shook yet.
Anonymous
Expressions
Are acquainted but haven been formerly introduced.
Goin’ around your ass to get to your elbow
Anonymous
Expressions
Going about something the wrong way
Going at something indirectly
That politician is so crooked he can hide behind a corkscrew.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Honesty
He’s so mean, he’d bite himself.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Bad
Mean
When I ask what time it is – I don't need to know how the watch is built.
Anonymous
Communication
Expressions
Speech
Just give me the short answer
He was grinnin like a possum eatin a sweet tater.
Anonymous
Expressions
Grinning
He was shaking like a 50¢ ladder.
Anonymous
Expressions
Nervous
Shaking
Goin’ around your ass to get to your elbow
Anonymous
Expressions
Going the long way to get somewhere
Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's rainin'!
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Honesty
Don't lie to me.
He sure has hay on his horns today.
Country expression
Expressions
Best to keep your distance
Is ornery
He breathes through his nose to keep from wearing out his teeth.
Anonymous
Expressions
Frugal
Doesn't take too many of those to make a dozen.
Country expression
Expressions
Said of something very large
Size
He’s so skinny, his pants had only one back pocket.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Expressions
Skinny
Thin
Tougher than a boiled owl.
Anonymous
Expressions
Tough
He was lookin' at me like a country mule lookin at a freight train.
Anonymous
Expressions
Perplexed
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