Subject: Expressions (Page 3)

Ain’t nobody out at that time a night but burglars and bad women.

Wound up tighter than an eight-day clock

Everybody and his dog was there.

Harder’n baptizing a cat.

He goes to church on Sunday, steals chickens on Monday.

Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?

We've howdied but we ain't shook yet.

Goin’ around your ass to get to your elbow

That politician is so crooked he can hide behind a corkscrew.

He’s so mean, he’d bite himself.

When I ask what time it is – I don't need to know how the watch is built.

He was grinnin like a possum eatin a sweet tater.

He was shaking like a 50¢ ladder.

Goin’ around your ass to get to your elbow

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's rainin'!

He sure has hay on his horns today.

He breathes through his nose to keep from wearing out his teeth.

Doesn't take too many of those to make a dozen.

He’s so skinny, his pants had only one back pocket.

Tougher than a boiled owl.

He was lookin' at me like a country mule lookin at a freight train.