Subject: Life

I’m kind of jealous of the life I’m supposedly leading.

(1975 – ) actor, director, screenwriter & producer

Everything takes more time and money.

Here’s a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.

(1903 – 1968) movie actress

Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.

Carl Sandburg (1878 – 1967) biographer & poet

Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering… and it’s all over much too soon.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Polygamy: An endeavour to get more out of life than there is in it.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher

Life: A sexually transmitted disease with 100% fatality rate.

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator

When the going gets tough, the tough get going.

1913 – 1983) American college football coach

We’re all going down the same road in different directions.

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.

(1922 – 2003) author & playwright

I’m no angel, but I’ve spread my wings a bit.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn’t go away.

(1928 – 1982) American novelist, short story writer & essayist

Life is a long lesson in humility.

(1860 – 1937) Scottish author, dramatist (creator of Peter Pan)

Life is a gamble at terrible odds… if it was a bet you wouldn’t take it.

(1937 – ) British playwright & screenwriter

You can’t do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.

(1899 – 1995) humorist

To have a grievance is to have a purpose in life.

(1902 – 1983) American philosopher

Remember you are just an extra in everyone else’s play.

(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president

Life is uncertain… eat dessert first.

(1925 – ) American writer
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