Subject: Miscellaneous

Like a spring lizard in a henhouse

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Advice to vampires: why not “do your business” as a bat, not a human; easier that way, and less pollution.

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Two old maids on a beach, streaker ran past… one had a stroke, the other one couldn't reach.

(1930 – 2007) English comedian & nightclub owner
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I'm so hungry I could eat my elbows.

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Just because there is a rat in the barn doesn’t mean you need to burn it down.

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Meaner than a sack full of rattlesnakes.

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Sure as a cat has a climbing gear

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I don’t know her from Adam’s house cat.

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I could eat the horse and chase the jockey.

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I feel like a dog's breakfast.

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Pretty as you please

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If that boy had a good idea it would die of loneliness.

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Our biggest concern this season will be diaper rash.

Vanderbilt football coach
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Like a dose of salts through a widow woman.

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The ox is in the ditch.

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Let me be the first to tweet about the 2018 earthquake.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician
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He was so nervous, he could thread a sewing machine while it was running.

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She's so mad she's gonna raise sand.

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He’s so chincy, he can call his every dollar by its first name.

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He’s just loudin’ off.

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I guess the hard thing for a lot of people to accept is why God would allow me to go running through their yards, yelling and spinning around.

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