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Proverbs
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Proverb
Memory
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God gives nuts to those who have no teeth.
Proverb
Proverbs
Angels carry drunkards on their arms.
Polish proverb
Alcohol
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The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
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Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
Anonymous
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A courtyard common to all will be swept by none.
Chinese proverb
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If you want something done, ask a busy person.
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Cutting off a mule's ears doesn't make it a horse.
Creole proverb
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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Proverb
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Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
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When in doubt, gallop!
French foreign legion proverb
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God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.
Jewish proverb
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
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No need to teach an eagle to fly.
Greek proverb
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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Sanskrit proverb
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When the fox preaches, look to the geese.
German proverb
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Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
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A bird in the hand is usually dead.
Proverb
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No call alligator long mouth till you pass him.
Jamaican proverb
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The church is near, but the road is icy; the bar is far away, but I will walk carefully.
Russian proverb
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Don't squat with your spurs on.
Texas proverb
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