Subject: Proverbs (Page 2)

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

God gives nuts to those who have no teeth.

Angels carry drunkards on their arms.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

A courtyard common to all will be swept by none.

If you want something done, ask a busy person.

Cutting off a mule's ears doesn't make it a horse.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

When in doubt, gallop!

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.

Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

No need to teach an eagle to fly.

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

When the fox preaches, look to the geese.

Never mess up an apology with an excuse.

A bird in the hand is usually dead.

No call alligator long mouth till you pass him.

The church is near, but the road is icy; the bar is far away, but I will walk carefully.

Don't squat with your spurs on.