Subject: Signs


Humorous signs of all kind – including business names, protest signs, bumper stickers, items of apparel, printed instructions, labels and menus.

Buy & Large

Don’t Let Glenn Beck Teabag Our Children!

Please look down for lizard before opening this door. • Lizards live at the bottom of this door.

WARNING: Contents flammable!

Dick Cleaners and Drapery Service

A starship ride has been promised to you by the galactic wizard.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.

THE NORTONS – No Relatives Allowed

I Must Be Dyslexic; My Rights Left!

Do not use for personal hygiene.

Mammoth Erections

Do not throw baby out with bath water.

Caution: Road Slippery From Grape Juice

APPLY TODAY – Now Open = Pizza Cook – Qualifications: Not be a Crybag, Masters in S.Y.M. – Shutting Your Mouth – Able to Read Your Schedule

Hair Bandits

Hot Drinks to Take Out or Sit In.

Protect from seawater.

We Will Oil Your Sewing Machine and Adjust Tension In Your Home For $1

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.


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