Subject: Signs

Signs:

Humorous signs of all kind – including business names, protest signs, bumper stickers, items of apparel, printed instructions, labels and menus.

We Will Not Sell Gasoline To Anyone In A Glass Container

Salvation Guaranteed – or Your Sins Cheerfully Refunded!

Warning: contains nuts

Please Don’t Urinate in the Drinking Fountain

Facts Are Like Opinions, Except They’re True

You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.

Jesus Will Love the Hell Out of You

We thank him to discover their head before of entering to this enclosure

Dedman Hospitals

We stand behind all of our implements except the manure spreader.

Boogieman Ate My Family – Spare Any Change For New Closet Door?

We Exchange Anything! Why Not Bring Your Wife Along and Get a Wonderful Bargain!

When you do a good deed, get a receipt – in case heaven is like the IRS.

Frisky Business

A Hair Off Brady

Stop! – Please Do Not Defecate in the Rest Rooms

Real Men Don’t Need Instructions

Our Motto Is To Give Our Customers the Lowest Possible Prices and Workmanship

People Who Use Hyperbole Should Be Shot!

If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.

SMARTS IS THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DISCO IN TOWN – EVERYONE WELCOME