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Subject:
Signs
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Park At Your Own Risk Due To Possible Limb Failure
Sign
Signs
Of surrounding trees
Caution: Shoots rubber bands.
Label
Signs
On a product called ‘Rubber Band Shooter’
Keep out of reach of children
Label
Signs
On a baby oil bottle
Old Dogs – Young Dogs – Several Stupid Dogs – Please Drive Slowly
Sign
Signs
Bait Sandwiches • LUCAS FOODS • Ice Gas
Sign
Signs
Beaver Cleaners
Sign
Signs
At a dry cleaners
Wash with warm water. Use mild soap. Dry flat. Do not use bleach. Do not dry in the dryer. Do not iron. We are sorry that our president is an idiot. We did not vote for him.
Sign
Signs
Translation of a small American company’s clothing label in France.
Do not wear for sumo wrestling.
Label
Signs
From a set of washing instructions
This Church Is Prayer Conditioned
Sign
Signs
At a church
The Hop Yard
Business name
Signs
An alehouse & grill
Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Be Back In 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
Sign
Signs
In a veterinarian's waiting room
We have followed where the path has led but we have went where there is no path and left no trail.
Class Motto
Signs
From a class yearbook
Let’s meet at my house Sunday before the game. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
We have medium prices.
Sign
Signs
At a fortune teller’s
Warning: Dangerous Area. No Trespassing Without Permission From Main Office.
Sign
Signs
Outside a lumber yard in Troy ID
Plastering contractor
Business name
Signs
Band name
Used Toilet Rolls In Good Condition
Sign
Signs
In Ontario Canada
The Booby Trap
Business name
Signs
Custom-made brassiere shop in Los Angeles
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
Label
Signs
On an infant's bathtub
Do Not Urinate In This Area – It Smells…
Sign
Signs
Outside a building
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