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TV/Movie Quotes
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Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
Homer Simpson
cartoon character in
The Simpsons
(Dan Castellaneta)
Intelligence
TV/Movie Quotes
Understanding
Apathy
This bear was six foot seven in his stocking feet and had shoes on.
Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Animals
TV/Movie Quotes
As Captain Spaulding in “Animal Crackers”
Bears
It ain’t
German
to the conversation. It ain’t supposed to make sense; it’s faith. Faith is something that you believe that nobody in his right mind would believe.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Beliefs
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Faith
Germaine
I wanna be just like you… all I need is a lobotomy and some tights.
Judd Nelson
(1959 – ) American actor, screenwriter & producer
TV/Movie Quotes
As John Bender in “The Breakfast Club”
Marry me and I’ll never look at another horse!
Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes
As Dr. Hackenbush in “A Day at the Races”
Horse
If God didn't want me to eat chicken in church, then he would have made gluttony a sin.
Homer Simpson
cartoon character in
The Simpsons
(Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes
Gluttony
I didn’t hate my mother; it was an accident!
Raul Julia
(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor
Mothers
TV/Movie Quotes
As Gomez Addams in “The Addams Family”
These people know a lot about that
voodoody-ohh-doo-doo.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Voodoo
“Do you know who I used to be?”
‘Zero’ Mostel
(1915 – 1977) American actor of stage and screen
TV/Movie Quotes
As Max Bialystock in “The Producers”
Though the eyes are the window to the soul, the zipper is the window to the underwear.
Sean Hayes
(1970 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes
As Jack McFarland on “Will & Grace”
Utrilities
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Utilities
We took some pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed, but we're going back again in a couple of weeks.
Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes
As Captain Spaulding in “Animal Crackers”
Pictures
I wear my heart on a
sleaze.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Sleeve
Get a man a beer, he drinks for five minutes – show him where they are, he drinks all day.
Anthony LaPaglia
(1959 – ) Australian actor
Alcohol
Food/Drink
TV/Movie Quotes
As Simon Moon in “Frasier”
Suzanne, if sex were fast food, there’d be an arch over your bed!
Dixie Carter
(1939 – 2010) American actress
Sex
TV/Movie Quotes
As Julia Sugarbaker in “Designing Women”
Marge, your cooking only has two moves: Shake and Bake.
Homer Simpson
cartoon character in
The Simpsons
(Dan Castellaneta)
Cooking
TV/Movie Quotes
The two of you was
intricate
together.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Intimate
Diane: Do you know the difference between you and a fat, braying ass?
Sam: Nope.
Diane: The fat, braying ass would.
Shelley Long
(1949 – ) American actress
Intelligence
TV/Movie Quotes
As Diane Chambers in “Cheers”
Marge, this ticket doesn't just give me a seat. It also gives me the right, no, the duty, to make a complete ass of myself.
Homer Simpson
cartoon character in
The Simpsons
(Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes
Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.
Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Insults
TV/Movie Quotes
As Rufus T. Firefly in “Duck Soup”
Honor
Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention.
Jeff Daniels
(1955 – ) American actor, musician & playwright
Conversation
TV/Movie Quotes
As Harry Dunne in “Dumb and Dumber”
Listening
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