Keyword: Luck

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

Horses have four bits of lucky nailed to their feet; they should be the luckiest animals in the world.

(1962 – ) English stand-up comedian & actor

My only feeling about superstition is that it’s unlucky to be behind at the end of the game.

(1915 – 1987) American football player and coach

Sure, luck means a lot in football; not having a good quarterback is bad luck.

(1930 – ) American football player & coach

A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents' luck.

If he fell into a pile of horse shit, he’d start looking for a pony.

You can always tell luck from ability by its duration.

I’m not a believer in luck… but I do believe you need it.

Never bet on a loser because you think his luck is bound to change.

Man blames fate for other accidents but feels personally responsible for a hole-in-one.

They say Yogi Berra is funny; well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires… what's funny about that?

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

The more I practice, the luckier I get.

(1935 – ) South African professional golfer

Ever notice how random chance always picks you for jury duty, but not to win the lottery?

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

For every set of horseshoes human beings use for luck, somewhere in this world there’s a barefoot horse.

(1924 – 1973) American comic

It is bad luck to be superstitious.

Even a blind hog finds an acorn now and then.

We must believe in luck; for how else can we explain the success of those we don’t like.

(1889 – 1963) French poet, novelist, playwright, artist & filmmaker

It's bad luck to be superstitious.

A self-made man is one who believes in luck and sends his son to Oxford.

(1902 – 1983) Australian novelist & short-story writer

You've got to think lucky; if you fall into a mud hole, check your back pocket – you might have caught a fish.

(1924 – 2012) American football player & coach

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky?

(1921 – 2006) Polish science fiction author