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Act like you’ve got some raisin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Act like you were taught good manners
Behavior
Other expressions
Raised properly
Sweatin’ like a $2 whore in church
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
Sweating
Crazy as a dog in a hub cap factory.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Meaner than a snake
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
I'd hire her to haunt a house!
Country expression
Appearance
Miscellaneous
Ugly
Other expressions
Bowed up like a Halloween cat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Having an ached back
Other expressions
Don’t go off with your pistol half cocked.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't get mad unless you have all the facts
Other expressions
Slower than a bread wagon with biscuit wheels.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That's like putting a side saddle on a boar hog!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A useless endeavor
Other expressions
You're wasting your time
Knee high to a grasshopper
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ve known you since you were knee high to a grasshopper.
Other expressions
Size
Small
His porch light’s on, but he ain’t home!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not too bright
Other expressions
Don't get your tit in a ringer!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
Busier than a moth in a mitten!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Where do you fall?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In birth order of your siblings
Oldest youngest or middle child
Other expressions
If he had a brain and was a bird, he’d fly backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We in the short rows.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Almost finished
Other expressions
It's hotter than the four sides of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That gumbo will make a Chihuahua break a chain.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
What in the Sam Hill are you doing?
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
A mild oath
Other expressions
Like an old hen with one chick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fussy
Other expressions
Proud
Jump the broomstick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Marriage without benefit of a preacher or justice of the peace
Other expressions
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