Keyword: Rain

You might be a redneck if… your high school basketball game got rained out.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Basketball People Rednecks Sports

It was raining cats and dogs, and I fell in a poodle.

(1919 – 1985) Scottish comedian & actor
Animals Cats Dogs

It only rains straight down… God doesn't do windows.


God

Raining like a sieve

Mixed metaphors

It was a dry rain.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Science/Weather Yogi-isms

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Money

It's gonna be a gully washer.

Miscellaneous

A drowning man is not troubled by rain.

People Problems

You know it is summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer.

(1892 – 1992) American film & television producer & director
Places Science/Weather

The rain was coming down in droves!

Mixed metaphors Science/Weather

It’s raining cats and dogs.

Miscellaneous

She's Cherokee Indian, which is great 'cause whenever we have sex, it rains.

(1970 – ) American actor, producer & stand up comedian
Sex Situations

Devil's beating his wife with a frying pan

Miscellaneous

It is best to read the weather forecast before we pray for rain.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Communication Intelligence Science/Weather

The rain is coming down like gangbusters!

Mixed metaphors Science/Weather

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
People

It's raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock.

Miscellaneous

I used to get bummed out when it rained; then I realized that it's God's way of washing off hippies.

(1973 – ) American comedian
Beliefs God People

It always rains on tents; rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Science/Weather

It’s raining so hard the animals are starting to pair up.

Miscellaneous

Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Animals